SiX the Musical (& Cast) Oneshots

I'm not who I Anne - Ex-wives

TW: Boleyn and their gender issues, therefore I present you enby Boleyn (uhm slay Baylie and Mads), Araleyn and Kat falls in love :)

It had been less than a year since the queens were reincarnated. Cathy was finding out the beauty of the computer. Kat was coming to terms with 21st century school and everything which came with it. Catherine was getting over her hate for Kat, whom she thought was a slut and whore (and made her cry fewer times than ten within one week previously). Jane took the five under her wing and cherished each to the limits. Anna was solely enjoying life to the fullest.

And then there was Anne. The pure, sweet little gremlin they all adored, loved, and cherished.

Anne loved her family. She had the sweetest cousin, whom she looked after as her own child. She had a gorgeous girlfriend who made her feel like the queen she used to be, day and night. She had two best friends, Cathy and Anna, who made her feel loved and wanted, and the perfect mother, Jane.

But however much love and happiness she was surrounded by, she just didn't feel satisfied.

She thought she was going mad, insane, crazy, mental- the list was endless. Because Anne was unhappy. She was unhappy in a world, surrounded by happy people.

It's all me. I'm not grateful enough for the second life granted to me. I should be more grateful.

All she thought about was gratitude and selflessness, forgetting her original self for someone new and 'better'.

Until she understood that it wasn't gratitude that was the issue.

Anne always felt a tinge of repulsion when someone stressed the fact that she was a girl and everything which came with it.

- The fact that the word 'women' consisted of the word 'men', although she soon found out about womxn, which made her slightly more content

- The monthly period/ladies' days/menstruation/days in Anne's month where she wished all men could fuck themselves and burn in hell... something which she couldn't run away from

- Having boobs. Yes, that was an issue for Anne, who was rather adventurous and found many flaws in having a large chest (promoting more sex than athleticism)

- Mood swings, which seemed to be a women's thing only, unfortunately

- The fact that she could have kids, and therefore the sole reason single, middle-aged men wanted her (she rejected them, don't worry)

- The unhealthy upkeeping of wearing makeup and always looking your best, and of course the unhealthy fashion trends which she fought with all her heart against

- The higher possibility of being raped, always a favourite

- How men-with-men relationships were more widely accepted than lesbians

The list was endless for poor Anne, who failed to see the many pros of being a girl.

- Unlimited Fashion

- Pussies are better than dicks

- You carry on the generations of the planet

- You look better than guys

- If you're straight, the guys fight over you

The cons outdid the pros in Anne's eyes, and therefore Anne wanted to detach herself from the whole idea of womanhood altogether.

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