Wrong number - Ex-wives

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TW: Araleyn, enemies to lovers, he-who-should-not-be-named is mentioned, swearing?, Anne goes bitch mode.

Anne and Catherine absolutely despised each other, so much so that sometimes going to school was a pain, just because of the other's wrath.

Anne was cheeky and fun and had a group of five friends, who, together, ruled the school. Unfortunately for her, those four were her only friends, but she didn't mind so.

Then there was Catherine, who was the recluse of the year, with no friends and not willing to make any. Well, she was friends with everyone, but often floated around.

The pair together was an absolute nightmare. They always brought out the worst in each other.

Good tea, I guess.

"God, Catherine, you're the Devil's incarnate."

"Says the bitch of the town. Anne, you don't even deserve to be here."

"Where? In the presence of you? Please, for once I agree with you."

There was one thing they did have in common, though, which was their hatred for Henry Tudor.

Henry harassed Catherine multiple times, even after she came out as a lesbian.

He harassed Anne immediately afterwards, who lied to him about dating her best friend, Jane. Henry of course didn't believe her, but a timed, scripted scene of them making out in an alleyway was enough to put him off.

It didn't stop him from harassing either of them, though.

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Unknown
Also, did I tell you about what he did to me yesterday?
UGH HE'S SUCH A BITCH I HATE HIMMM
He makes me wanna throw up too
HENRY TUDOR GO DIE SOMEWHERE
Sorry for my unholy language.

Catherine read the messages from the unknown number, who clearly seemed to hate Henry with all their heart.

 I'm so sorry
You may have the wrong number
I do agree with you though

Oh, sorry
I guess we'll get along quite well then
I hope you don't mind me ranting to you

Absolutely not
Rant all you like xx

Catherine sighed, sort of understanding what was like to have a friend, even if they were over SMS messages.

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The next day proved worse for them both. Catherine found herself throttling Kat for not doing her half of their History project, and Anne was having none of it.

"Lay a finger on my Kat and I'll slice it off," she and Kat both hissed.

"Oh really? Okay then," Catherine smacked Kat, making Anne gasp. Kat began to cry and flew from their sight, whilst Anne was preparing to box some ears.

Long story short, Catherine ended up in first aid, and Anne was suspended for two days.

Great.

Unknown
Hey, hru <3

Anne
I'm kinda alright
Hbu? Xx

Okay, I guess

That doesn't sound convincing
What happened?

Something at school
I have anger issues
Really bad anger issues
I took my frustration out on someone and their defences came back at me, I guess

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