SiX the Musical (& Cast) Oneshots

Around the world in SVN days: Day 1: Natalie Maynot Paris

TW: Been so long that I forgot how to trigger warning, it's meant to be a series but you know what I'm like with those, all SVN fics of mine are satirical so don't expect anything serious from this, since I've been gone- happy birthday to basically all of SVN, imo I'm like a comedy genius so this is definitely the peak of humour out of all stories in this book (except for Wedding- that took my some time), uhm yeah have fun lmao

"Who exactly decided for us to do this?" Millie asked, sucking on the straw of her smoothie carton.

"Aimie. She told us we need more culture in our lives," Natalie yawned.

The six of them were in the queue to check in their suitcases, Aimie at Starbucks to supply everyone with frappuccinos. Lexi was trying to keep everyone in line, but she was failing miserably.

"Maiya, please stop wheeling around on your suitcase. If you wanted a Trunkii you should have said so."

Maiya rolled her eyes, standing up from her suitcase and walking over to annoy Grace. "Weh," she scowled at Lexi, who frowned and waved her arms around.

"Well, what's that supposed to mean?"

"It's f-off in Maiya language. AKA when you want to swear but T-Rex Atkinson won't let you," Millie explained, still sucking the life out of the smoothie carton.

"Well she's not here, is she?"

"Aimie told Maiya that she planted chips on all of Maiya's belongings so she could hear everything Maiya says. It took Maiya a long time to realise that she was referring to microchips and not fish'n'chips," Natalie explained.

"God damn Maiya, can't get thicker than that, can you?" Lexi scoffed.

"There's always someone dumber," Jaye'J began. "Why wasn't there a green one in Six? Panchetta cheese! Badgers are cats! The intrinsic circle-"

"Alright, alright, but you can't blame me for the Intrinsic Circle. It's a thing in maths!" Grace explained, but everyone shook their heads.

"No one here cares about maths apart from possibly Millie," Lexi said, looking over to Millie, who was completing a crossword. "That's not maths either."

"A celebrity who went viral for having their unique and controversial methods of doing simple tasks.... I'll write Natalie Paris- Ooh look! It fits!"

"For fuck sake, the tea incident is not that controversial."

"Well clearly you're not from the UK m'darling because messing with our PG Tips is the biggest red flag you could ever raise."

"ALZA LA BANDERA- Sorry girls, here are your drinks. We have- two cookies and cream fraps, one strawberry frap, one coffee frap, a double expresso, milk with cream, and a 2/3 caff triple ristretto affogato venti, 2 pump mango 1 pump classic, 2%, mango to the second line, 3 scoops protein, 3 scoops berries, 2 scoop matcha, add banana, double blended, with whip, caramel brulee, caramel syrup, caramel drizzle and salted caramel topping," Aimie said cheerfully, handing the drinks out.

Millie disposed of her smoothie carton, and took hold of her new strawberry Frappuccino, and went back to suckling on straws. "LOVE," Millie squealed.

"It's literally milk with strawberry, babe," Maiya said, taking her milk with cream.

"You can't talk, Mai. You're drinking milk."

"Not just. Aims, did you bring the- YES YOU'RE AMAZING," Maiya shouted, whipping out a Dr Moo Magic Milk Sipper Straw and slamming into the cup. "It's bubblegum too, bitch."

Aimie snatched the drink away from Maiya.

"Bad girl. Bad."

Lexi slammed her forehead. "Aimie, for fuck sake just let her drink it."

"She said a bad word."

"Like your vocabulary isn't that of a sailor," Millie said.