✔ The Day My Ex Returned [A Filipino Novel]

SPECIAL UPDATE #2

Note: EXPOSE naman daw ule para mas makilala niyo si RIO. HAHAHA

at dahil HENYO rin si fafa Rio, imma get fafa Carl to translate. Ayaw na kasi ni fafa Ivan. Hahaha

#Magdusa ka dyan Carl.

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Mario/Rio: When I is seeied Dane, her is pumping on mine emoticon heart.

[Carl: bakit ba ako nadamay sa kalokohan ng otor na to? "When I saw Dane, there was a strange feeling in my heart."]

Rio: Hello. I are not introducing myself. I is Mario Mawrewr. 22 year olds and to be in applied on call center.

[Carl: "Hello. I haven't introduce myself yet. I am Mario Mawrewr. 22 years old and I applied at a call center agency."]

Rio: ..BUT THEY NOT ACCEPTING MINE IS TALENTS! THEY NOT SEEING WHAT THEM LOSTING!!!!!! I IS VERY GIFT, I IS VERY RUBBING AT WORKING LOT!!!!

[Carl: *kamot-ulo* Potek! Koya, EASY KA LANG!! YUNG LITID MO! YUNG NGALA-NGALA MO KITA NA!!!!! PAKSHET LANG TOL!

"But they didn't accept me and my talent. They didn't realized what they lost. I am very gifted and.....um......industrious at work daw yata????"]

Rio: I is fell at loved in yesterdays days. But, them broken hearted is to me!!!! I are handsomest on earth!! I looked are SUPERNATURAL!!!!!!

[Carl: *nosebleeding* h-hindi ko na kaya.....huhuhu. "I fell in love in the past but they broke my heart. I am the most handsome man on earth. I am ...ah?....ano to???? Extraordinary?" Potek. Otor, hinayupak ka! Kelangan ko na rin tuloy masugod sa hospital!!!! ANG DAMI LANG DUGO NAWALA SA KATAWAN KO!!!!!]

Rio: I is to thinking in ms. Otor are....um. Anak naman ng tinapa!!! BAKIT BA AKO NAGE-ENGLISH?!?! Basta pogi ako! Tapos usapan.

Ivan: HOY! Linya ko yan ah!! LECHE KA! IBALIK MO YUNG LINYA KO!!!!!

Rio: I are nothing to giving relief goods back on you.

Ivan: **sabay tulo ng dugo sa ilong** pakshet talaga.. Wag ka na ngang gagawa ng special otor!!!

NAGME-MENSTRUATION tuloy ilong ko!

Lintek ka.

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Mwahhahahaha. sorry, kelangan lang talaga ng exposure ni fafa Rio. He is playing an extra large role on that story.

Ansabeh? Haahahaha!!