✔ The Day My Ex Returned [A Filipino Novel]

SPECIAL UPDATE #1

Note: At dahil kelangan kong i-expose pa lalo si Dane for her character. I is gonna make special. Hahaha. May translation naman sa baba, don't worry.

Si Fafa Ivan magtra-translate :')

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Dane: Me is sorrying on mine bestestfriend Cassie. I is not wanting to make nosebleeding to her nose.

[Ivan: "I wanna say sorry to my bestfriend Cassie. I didn't wanted her to have a nosebleed"]

Dane: Cassie and me is friendship in pampers.

[Ivan: "Cassie and I have been friends since diaper days" pakshet lang. Bakit ba ako pinapatranslate niyo?!]

Dane: butted, I will loving her and she is in love on me because me is so beautifuller in her. Hahaha

[Ivan: "But----leche!! We love each other! Tapos usapan!!!]

Dane: Cassie is liking in sister in church at me.

[Ivan: maawa naman na kayo..."Cassie is like a sister to me."]

Dane: even in as her are broken pieces on heart, I is to pillow her.

[Ivan: potek. "Even when she was broken hearted, I was there to comfort her." Hanggang kelan ba ako magtra-translate?!]

Dane: IVAN ARE CHONGGO BECAUSE HE IS IN UGLY AT BROKEN HEART IN CASSIE.

[Ivan: "Ivan is the MOST HANDSOME creature who roamed the earth and every girl would drool over him anytime of the day.]

Hahahahaha. Ganyan tayo eh. Hoy Ivan, lumayas ka nga!! Haha