US States Incorrect Quotes, or just random sh!t-

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Texas: *Kicks Oklahoma*

Oklahoma: OW TEXAS WTF??? MY WING WAS INJURED-

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Georgia: STOP!

*Everyone stops*

Georgia: wAiT a MiNuTe-

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Idaho, calmly: Indiana! Can you yeet me the fire extinguisher?

Indiana, near tears: Please, Idaho, I don't speak meme! I don't know what a 'yeet' is!

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Utah: And here we see Missouri and Illinois in their natural habitat. Texting each other variations of the word "garlic bread" to try to make each other laugh.

Missouri: Gaelic bread.

Illinois: Grueling brad.

Missouri: Ha ha, glamorous beans.

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Pennsylvania: Which country has the most birds?

Pennsylvania: Portu-geese!

Vermont: That's a language.

Pennsylvania: Portu-gull?

Vermont: Good recovery.

Connecticut: I think you mean good re-dovery.

Alaska: TURKEY. HOW DID WE MISS TURKEY?

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Florida: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like-

Florida, to Mississippi: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual.

Ohio, to Hawaii: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire.

Maine: There are two types of people.

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Iowa: A butterfly! Hey, little guy, gal or non-binary pal!

Tennessee: Can a butterfly be non-binary?

Alabama, staring dreamily out of the window: Ah, have you ever imagine having butterfly wings? Then-

New Hampshire: Then it would be inconvenient as fuck. Your wings would smack every door frame and your clothes would have to have holes in the back.

Colorado: Also, your wing's paper thin, so even a six year old aimed a NERF gun at it would... Yeah...

Tennessee: *sips coffee* According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a-

Alabama: No, no no no no. You fuckers have already shattered my dream, you don't get the fucking privilege to make that reference.

North Carolina: Also, it's about a butterfly, not a bee... Why would you make that reference?

Iowa: You clearly have not lived with them long enough.

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Maryland, seeing a couple holding hands: Woah dude, premarital handholding? That's just not cool or groovy.