Texas: *Kicks Oklahoma*
Oklahoma: OW TEXAS WTF??? MY WING WAS INJURED-
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Georgia: STOP!
*Everyone stops*
Georgia: wAiT a MiNuTe-
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Idaho, calmly: Indiana! Can you yeet me the fire extinguisher?
Indiana, near tears: Please, Idaho, I don't speak meme! I don't know what a 'yeet' is!
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Utah: And here we see Missouri and Illinois in their natural habitat. Texting each other variations of the word "garlic bread" to try to make each other laugh.
Missouri: Gaelic bread.
Illinois: Grueling brad.
Missouri: Ha ha, glamorous beans.
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Pennsylvania: Which country has the most birds?
Pennsylvania: Portu-geese!
Vermont: That's a language.
Pennsylvania: Portu-gull?
Vermont: Good recovery.
Connecticut: I think you mean good re-dovery.
Alaska: TURKEY. HOW DID WE MISS TURKEY?
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Florida: Why aren't there friend pick up lines? Pick up lines to make friends like-
Florida, to Mississippi: Hey, that's a cute outfit. You know where it would look better? On nobody else, because you're a beautiful individual.
Ohio, to Hawaii: Be my friend or I'll set your entire family on fire.
Maine: There are two types of people.
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Maryland, seeing a couple holding hands: Woah dude, premarital handholding? That's just not cool or groovy.
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US States Incorrect Quotes, or just random sh!t-
HumorActually at this point, this book not only includes US states but also Chinese regions, Japanese prefectures, Canadian provinces and Brazilian states. But I mostly write about the US more. I'll mark which chapters feature places of which country in...
