You are/were the friend of a shut-in NEET. Hearing about his death made you sad, depressed even, sure he was a asshole at times but a friend nonetheless. You cared about his health, mentally and physically, yo knew why he was a NEET. You've tried mu...
Kurama: "Oi, kit. Wake up, we've got a beast to meet."
'5 more minutes.' I replied turning my body to the other side of the bed.
Kurama: "Hmph. . . . Fine, then I'll just wake you up from the inside."
'Why does that sound so-- Hey! WHAT THE FUCK!?!?' My dream began to get distorted by a vortex mixing everything together and giving darkness then light in seeing Kurama in front of me.
(In Furn's mindscape.)
Kurama: "Since you won't wake up. I brought you here."
'Yea. IN my mind! Is it really a big deal for you to wake up and meet the beast? Also, what's up with this place? I never thought my mind would look... so bleak.'
Kurama: "I couldn't care less about your mind's scenery. And yes this is a big deal for me. A beast not made of Chakra nor of anything logical in this world; from what I've observed, shouldn't and can't exist yet can."
'Isn't that just you?' Though I fall under that category as well.
Kurama: "So are you. You died once; gained the power of a god albeit small amounts of it; and those eyes of yours. Powers that aren't unique to you. Should I go on?"
Kurama looked at me with a teasing glare. Prompting me to scratch the back of my head, clicking my tongue. 'Tsk. No, you don't. Man, I wish I could punch you.'
Kurama: "Either way, you should prepare for something impossible." He slyly smiled.
'Yea yea. Can you send me back out of here.'
Kurama: "I don't know how to do that. Figure it yourself."
Kurama gets into a comfortable position and rests his eyes. Probably ignoring all the stuff I'm going to say.
'Are you fucking kidding me?! Now I want to Amaterasu you instead of punching you.' Sighing out of frustration. I decide to do what must be appropriate. I'm going to punch myself to pass out in my mind. That should solve the problem... I think.
"Perfect Clone Jutsu." I summon one clone in front of me and uh... "Wtf...?"
Clone: "My reaction too."
"Let's just get this over with. Punch me hard."
Clone: "'kay. Don't be bitch if this hurts."
"Yea yea."
Clone: "4th gate open: Gate of True Pain!" The clone cocks his fist back and prepares for the punch he's going to deliver to me.
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