in which the diva's half sister finds love with the bitchy latina and the ditzy blonde. what could go wrong?
[ santana lopez x brittany pierce x female oc ]
[ girl x girl x girl ]
[ disclaimer - i don't own glee or its characters. just jayden and he...
a/n - there's been some very santana centric chapters, so get ready for some brittany!
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"Fondue for Two! Fondue for Two! That's some hot dish! Fondue for Two!"
The camera zoomed in on Jayden and Brittany as they stood in the blonde's bedroom, and the older girl draped an arm over the younger's shoulders.
"Hi, I'm Brittany S. Pierce."
"And I'm Jayden Berry."
"And this is our new internet talk show, Fondue for Two, which combines the two things I like the most: hot cheese and talking to people," Britttany said. She sat down, pulling Jayden to sit in her lap. The brunette wrapped her arms around her waist and leaned her head onto her shoulder. "Our first two guests are the school's biggest gossips, Mercedes Jones and Miss Tina Cohen-Chang."
"Shouldn't it be Fondue for Four?" Tina asked.
"No," Jayden shook her head. "You're wrong. Brittany's right."
"Oh, my God, that is hot," Mercedes groaned, spitting her bite of fondue-dipped bread.
"Oh, yeah, it's really hot, be careful," Jayden said, smiling innocently when Mercedes looked at her.
"Okay, so, let's get down to some hot dish," Brittany said as she took Jayden's hand and laced their fingers together. "I heard a rumor that Mr. Kidney, the janitor, walks around school drinking vodka out of a teapot."
"I saw empty bottles in the janitor's closet, so I think that one's true," Jayden nodded. She used a skewer to stab a broccoli floret, and she dipped it into the fondue, blowing on it before eating it.
Brittany smiled and kissed her cheek, proud to see her little unicorn eating after the rough couple weeks she'd had.
"Is this really what they were doing in the '70s?" Mercedes frowned as she dipped some bread into the fondue.
"I like it," Jayden shrugged. She dipped a cauliflower floret into the hot cheese, blowing gently to cool it down.
"Hot mess Mr. Kidney aside, I wanna talk about the rumor about Asian men," Tina said, shaking a finger in front of the camera. "Not true."
"I mean it's not even good," Mercedes mumbled around her bite of bread. "It tastes the way a baby's diaper smells."
"Why are you smelling baby diapers?" Jayden frowned.
"I heard a rumor that Santana plays for the other team," Brittany said.
Jayden choked on her bite of cauliflower, her eyes going wide. "Britt–"
"And I can confirm that rumor. It's 100 percent true."
"Britt, we weren't supposed to say anything," Jayden whispered.
