in which the diva's half sister finds love with the bitchy latina and the ditzy blonde. what could go wrong?
[ santana lopez x brittany pierce x female oc ]
[ girl x girl x girl ]
[ disclaimer - i don't own glee or its characters. just jayden and he...
a/n - previously unaired christmas! this episode was too chaotic not to include 🤭
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The camera zoomed in on a dark room, the only light being that from the fireplace. Two stars of the hit show Glee notice the cameras rolling, and they turn their attention to their new audience.
"Hello. I'm America's Jane Lynch."
"And I'm Maddie Ziegler."
"In October 2012, on the Paramount soundstages, the cast and crew of Glee filmed a Christmas episode entitled 'Rough Trade Santa,'" Jane said as she stuffed stockings with lumps of coal.
"Upon viewing the director's cut, Fox executives recoiled in horror, and then locked the episode in a lead vault, like Taylor Swift did with her songs, where it languished for an entire year," Maddie added.
"A new, less controversial Christmas episode containing an entire act dedicated to biracial Judaism was rushed into production and aired in its place."
"I got to fake marry Heather!" Maddie chirped, smiling wide. She put a candy cane into Lea's stocking and a chocolate bar into Naya's – tell me you have favorites without telling me you have favorites.
"After a year of pleas from fans all over the world, the episode will now air with several edits," Jane said. "Gone is an entire subplot involving Blaine and his obsession with Yule logs. Lost forever are several scenes explaining why Will Schuester abandoned his Washington dreams to come back and teach his merry band of miscreants and losers."
"You're welcome." Maddie grinned, shrugging her shoulder innocently. She put a teddy bear into Oliver's stocking, as well as some footie pajamas.
"So, sit back, relax, have some eggnog, and enjoy, if you dare..."
"The never aired Glee Christmas episode," Jane and Maddie said in unison, smiling at the camera.
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Walking out the airport doors, Jayden sprinted across the parking lot and launched herself into Rachel's arms. She hugged her older sister tight and tucked her head into the crook of her neck.
"I missed you," she whispered, breathing in the familiar scent of her perfume.
"I missed you more." Rachel kissed the top of her head before breaking away from the hug. She took her hand and led her to the taxi waiting to take them to the loft.
The taxi ride was long, but Jayden was having so much fun catching up with Rachel that time flew by. She dragged her suitcase behind her as she followed Rachel inside, up the stairs, and down the hall to the loft where she was staying with Kurt.
"Kurt, look who's..." Rachel's sentence trailed off when she spotted an unannounced visitor sitting on the couch with her roommate. "Oh, my God! Santana, what are you doing here?"
