I want to be an idle teen.

26.I'm gonna puke it anyways

-RAN-
Hello there yall seem to be really enjoying this silly au and I'm so fucking happy with how it's going, not to be sappy but I love you horny bastards <3

He sighed as he leaned back against the cell's wall.

How the hell did he manage to get kidnapped?

It happened so fast, one second, he walked in to check on the security cameras, the next he saw a small child, and the last a slimy tentacle wrapped around his whole body and squeezed his consciousness out of him.

When he woke up, both the child and the kidnappers were gone. And he was left in a cell.

He's tried to get out, hell, he even used the tiger several times to no avail, the bars seemingly made of fucking titanium.

Was the kid with him okay? Why was there a kid in the locked off section? Who the hell took him and the kid and why the hell were they taken?

Two toned eyes stared into the wall as he sat there, utterly defeated.

This certainly wasn't his idea of a friday.

"Hello there, Atsushi Nakajima." A man spoke, as he approached the cell, making him growl low under his breath and glare.

"Who the hell are you and what did you do with the child?" He asked, as he approached the cell's bars and grabbed them.

If only they were a little wider.

So he could grab the fucker by his prestigious collar.

"That kid is a sadistic sociopath with an ability so powerful that it could curse the entirety of Yokohama, my dear little guide. " There were two things that made him pause. The first one, what kind of child was to be described as sadistic. And the second, guide ?

Ombre eyes raged wars upon the blond man, hand reaching through the thin bars and grabbing the man's coat once he approached closer.

"What the hell do you want with us?" He asked, as the man simply slapped his hand away and walked a bit backwards.

"Want? I want the book ." The man simply shrugged, fixing the white suit.

"Book? Do I look like a librarian to you?"

He knew he was being a bit aggressive, but he kind of felt like this guy deserved it. Who the hell kidnaps a child and a random guy for a book of all things.

"No, my little guide. But you will be my key to the book, Atsushi." The key. The book. All those two mentioned things did was make him even more confused.

"What's this…. book you keep talking about?" The tiger glared as his grip whitened around the bar, the tiger roaring from within him.

"The book. A book that can change the world itself." What. "A book where anything you write becomes reality." The sentence made him blink. Was this guy a fucking lunatic? "Of course, you need to have substance in your writing for it to work, It demands narrative consistency. As such, one cannot simply write "Once upon a time, a girl died and came back."." The blond man ranted on as he waved his finger around, making him even more confused than before.

"And as my guild and I have come to find out, it is right here."

"In Yokohama." Even the thought of such an object, one that can alter reality , made him sceptical. It all seemed ludicrous. Even in a world where Atsushi was a beast, there was no chance in hell such a book existed.

"And you , you are the key, Atsushi." And him being the supposed guide to this book made the theory of its existence even more ridiculous.

"But, I'm getting off track here. Soon enough, this city will be gone nonetheless." The sentence made him stop in his tracks. Fuck the book and whatever the hell this man was on. What is going to happen to Yokohama now exactly?

"What do you mean it'll be gone?" He asked, as he held his breath.

"I mean, how do you think we'll find a book in this city? It'll be easier to just…burn it all to the ground." This absolute lunatic of a man smiled, as he stared at the boy, making his skin crawl.

"Innocent people will die. Because of a supposed book you want?" He asked, just to be sure.

"Yeah." The blond shrugged, making his blood boil.

"And you think I'll help you? After you destroy the city I was born and raised in?" The tiger asked, eyes filled with anger, shock at the sheer balls the man had to even think that way. "One filled with innocent people, with small children, frail civilians and undeserving good people?" He asked, louder than before, feeling his fingers ache in the grip.

"You will. Want it or not." He shrugged again, face neutral.

"Anyhow, whilst Q's ability distracts both the ADA and the Port Mafia, we'll go ahead with our plan. Make yourself real comfortable, tiger." The creepy smug smile made him almost want to fucking punch his face.

"If you think you can just get away with kidnapping two members of the mafia, you're dead wrong." The tiger muttered coldly, as he backed from the cell's bars and back against its wall instead.

"Kidnapping is such a mean word, don't you think? I'd rather call it…borrowing." The man chirped, which made him feel sick to his stomach.

And so did the high pitched screams he just now heard.

"You'll pay for this." He spoke under his breath, as a sort of dread came over him.

What was that? Why was his head so….fuzzy.

Did it have anything to do with that ability of the child?

He just hoped that Dazai and Chuuya made it here on time. They had to deal with this as soon as possible.

Innocent lives, hundreds of civilians, small children , normal people living their everyday life were on the line.

People who had nothing to do with this.

And that was what made the tiger's anger rise. The fact that this selfish excuse of a man could go to such a degree to get what he wanted.

"Sure will, guide. Cash or credit?" The man laughed and waved, as he walked off, leaving him alone once again. This time beyond agitated.

He knocked his head back against the wall and thought of the next move.

-RAN-
My god, the sass our little tiger is showing? PRICELESS.