Avengers One-Shots

Headcanons Part 6 - Nat

"Could a Miss Y/L/N come to checkout one?" A loudspeaker announced in the supermarket I was in. I spun my trolley around and headed straight there, anticipating something very important.

"Is there a problem?" I asked the manager politely.

"Are they yours?" They pointed to Wanda and Nat who were standing together, smiling and waving childishly.

"We got lost." Wanda mumbled with a shy grin.

"What the hell? I didn't even bring you guys with me!" 

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"If Kate and I were drowning, who would you save first?" Yelena broke the comfortable silence of the room, causing me and Nat to look at her.

"You two can't swim?" I questioned as Nat continued to brush her fingers through my hair as I relaxed against her chest.

"It's a hypothetical question. Who would you save?" Kate continued as Yelena was trying to send threating glares to us.

"My time and effort." Nat answered dismissively.

~~~

"I'm incredibly fast at maths." I said to Nat excitedly.

"Alright, what's thirty times seventeen?" She tested me with a sly smile, knowing I barely knew what 2+2 was.

"Forty seven!" I shouted with a smirk.

"Not even close." Nat chuckled lightly.

"But it was fast." I walked out the room smug.

It was like a movie. I flipped my hair and I grinned as I knew Nat was watching me walk away. Everything was going well until I walked into that fucking wall!

~~~

"What turns you on?" I took a swig of a drink as me and Nat sat on my bed in my room.

"This game has taken a turn..." Nat chuckled. "But... idiots. At this point, I identify as moronsexual."

"Haha! What are you talking about?" I laughed loudly.

"I'm not joking. Someone asked me the Spanish word for tortilla and now I dream of kissing them under the moonlight." Nat admitted with a shy smile but lust filled gaze as I looked at her.

"Ok. Natasha... what animal is the pink panther?" I smirked.

"God Y/N, you're so stupid." Her hands flew to her shirt as she began unbuttoning it and tugged her jeans.

~~~

"We are not mad. We are just disappointed." I crossed my arms as I stood next to Nat with Peter sitting on the sofa in front of us.

"No, we are mad!" Nat said loudly as she looked at Peter, pure frustration in her eyes.

"Yes... yes we are! We are livid. But, we will let this one slide-"

Nat interrupted. "No, we're not!"

"Natasha, I love you darling but please... I'm not a mind reader!"

~~~

I strode into the living room and stood in front of the TV, getting everyone's attention.

"I just offered Natasha the world, so I don't know where you're going to live but it can't be here." I said seriously.

~~~

"Wow... that was." Nat brushed the sticky hairs away from my forehead as I looked at her lovingly as we tried to catch our breath.

"We should do it again." I smirked as Nat grinned.

"Please don't!" Yelena screamed from the bottom bunk.

~~~

"Do you think I could fit fifteen marshmallows in my mouth?" I asked Nat and Yelena as I walked in the living room holding three bags of giant marshmallows.

"You're a hazard to society." Nat said before rolling her eyes playfully.

"And a coward! Do twenty!" Yelena said loudly.

"You're on Belova!"

~~~

"Who's turn is it to give the pep talk?" Nat announced on the Quinjet as she took off towards the mission.

"Yelena's." I sighed, not ready for this speech.

"Fuck shit up out there and don't die!" She stood up, spoke and sat down after like two seconds.

"Beautiful." Kate murmured as she wiped a grateful tear.