if (false) { run AbsoluteSolver.exe } Murder Drones x Male Reader

A conflict of interests

"Tessa?"

Tessa. Tessa. What the HELL was TESSA doing HERE!? I'm not upset, but what the FUCK? How convenient is the timing here too? Uzi sticks us all back into our memories, we relive a traumatic event, and then Tessa actually shows up. 

Tessa: N! You remember...

Tessa was trying to pick up N like she often did, but really couldn't.

Tessa: Too tall. Handsome. Air's toxic. Who's this little-

Tessa pointed at Uzi, who bit her finger.

Uzi: Uzi. Why are you here human?

She then noticed J floating next to Tessa.

Uzi: Real tired of killing this one.

J: Effective drones were cloned more.

N and V agreed between themselves that, given J's attitude, it was in fact J.

Jack: Y'know, I didn't think I'd be seeing you ever again.

I stepped out from behind N, revealing my presence to the shorter girl. Tessa froze and stared at me.

Tessa: Jack? Is it... really you?

Jack: Yup. It is. I mean, do you know anyone else who'd survive on this planet, with these 3?

I gestured to the Disassembly Drones. None of whom were amused by me.

V: We kept you alive well enough.

J: Should've been pulling your weight.

N: I tried my best.

Tessa: Heh, you make a good point. I can't believe you're actually alive! I thought you were... dead.

Jack: It takes a lot more than an inhospitable exoplanet to kill me, Tess. So, why are you here anyway?

Tessa: Cyn disappeared on Earth-

J: Boss ran away-

Tessa: -We mutually disengaged. Her last known act was siccing you lot on the human exoplanets, pretending to be JCJenson.

N: Why?

J dropped to the ground and looked at him disappointedly.

J: That's what we're trying to figure out, bozo.

A red glyph appeared around the bug currently sitting on Tessa's head. It flew over to Doll, who caught it and ran off.

Tessa: That's kinda a big piece.

Jack: Well? Go get her!

J and V spread their wings and equipped missile launchers, flying after the traitorous solver drone. N and Uzi flew after them, leaving me and Tessa alone.

Jack: Well then.

Tessa: They just left us here.

Jack: Yep.

I popped out my wings and offered a hand to Tessa.

Jack: Want a lift?

Tessa: Since when could you fly?

Jack: A couple days ago, I think.

Tessa hesitantly took my hand. I picked her up and launched into the sky. She shrieked and grabbed my jacket. It was hilarious. She did not agree.

Tessa: Bit of warning next time?!

Jack: Eh, maybe. We'll see if I remember.

She groaned in annoyance and relaxed a bit in my arms. I flew over to where things were exploding, placing Tessa down and drawing my own gun. We fired a few shots at Doll, who deflected them. It was impressive that she'd managed to dodge all the missiles that were fired at her. Doll ran out onto a support beam, and jumped into the chasm that was under it.