Starco Oneshots

Kissing Practice (Shorty AU)

Star lying on her bed, relaxing. She kicked her legs happily as she scribbled on the pages of her little diary.

"Dear diary... today I bullied Marco for being short... hmm... what else..." she muttered to herself.

She flipped back through her diary, realising this is the only thing she writes.

"Man, Marco sure is short, every journal entry is about me bullying him." She shrugged.

Speak of the devil, Marco then walked in, nervous.

"What's the matter with you, micro?"

"I wanna ask out a girl!" squeaked the boy.

Oh HELL no. Not on her watch.

"I don't think so." said Star sternly.

"Why not?" Asked Marco defensively.

Oh dear. Logic and justified reasoning... Star's weakness.

"Hm... well..."

Star thought for a moment. What else could be the reason Marco isn't allowed to date anyone else except for Star's fat crush on him? Hmmm...

"Because I said so." Star said smugly.

This wasn't impressing Marco.

"Okay well, what if I just ignore that?"

Star furrowed her brow.

"Marco Diaz you're not allowed to date any girls."

"Give me a legit good reason!"

Star pondered for a moment... hmm...

"Ah!" She exclaimed, snapping her fingers

"Because you've never kissed a girl before and you have to learn to do that before you date." She said matter-of-factly.

"You do?"

"Yup."

Man, this boy was so oblivious. Where did he expect to get the experience from?! A first date, duh! Star had now got him thinking he needed to know how to kiss someone before going out on a date with them, and frankly, it was hilarious.

"How do I get experience?!" Marco asked, begging for an answer.

Star suddenly had an idea. An evil one. An idea so evilly malicious it made all other evil ideas look like it came from a saint.

"You have to get a kissing buddy obvi." She shrugged as if this was common knowledge and something she hadn't just made up on the spot.

"That sounds made up..." Marco frowns.

It was made up. 100% made up.

"You're made up."

"You're mean."

"Don't I know it, Ant-Man..."

Marco growled in mild annoyance... of course she was being a bully right now when he seriously needed answers.

"How do I get a kissing buddy then!?" He demanded.

"I dunno... you ask."

"Who do I ask then smart lady?!"

"Someone you know closely..."

"Yeah?"

"And well..."

"Yeah?"

"... They have to have blonde hair, blue eyes and they gotta have magic and be tall."

"That's frickin dum." Says Marco.