New Girl part 4

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that one type of meme, yknow?


With fireworks

"EVERYONE CLEAR A TEN FOOT RADIUS, IF YOU SEE ANY DRY TWIGS OR LEAVES PICK THEM UP, I'M SETTING THEM OFF IN THIRTY-SEVEN SECONDS!":
Damien
Axel

"Three, two, one, gooooooooo!":
Zee
Nichelle
Emma
Gina

Burns themself seventeen times.:
Ripper
Chase
Caleb
Wayne
Raj

Tending to a burnt person.:
Priya
Millie
Bowie

"...I shouldn't have access to this.":
Julia
MK
Chef

"I AM THE GOD OF DESTRUCTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!":
Scary Girl
Chris
Emily


"Where do babies come from?"

"When two people love each other very much...":
Priya
Raj

"When two people want to fix their marriage without going to therapy...":
Scary Girl

*Pats head* "You'll learn when you're older, sweetie.":
Millie
Bowie
Emily

"The stork.":
Zee
Emma

"...NON-SPECIFIC EXCUSE! *Runs away.*":
Caleb
Nichelle
Wayne

"Deez nuts.":
Ripper
Chase

Explains in a child friendly way.:
Damien
Chef

"Sex, you dumbass child.":
Axel
Julia
MK
Chris
Gina


"What's your body count?"

Assumes you're talking about murders:
Millie
Damien
Axel
MK

Assumes you're talking about lovers:
Priya
Ripper
Julia
Bowie
Emma
Gina

Says a double digit number and won't elaborate:
Scary Girl
Chris
Chef
Emily

"I only have one body??":
Caleb
Nichelle
Wayne
Raj

Confused shapeshifter noises.:
Zee


How they would ask someone out:

"Hey, you wanna go on a date?":
Millie
Zee
Nichelle
Wayne

"I like youuuuuuuuuuu-calyptus. Eucalyptus. Great trees, koalas are onto something. Anyways, BYE!":
Priya
Damien
Raj

"Date me.":
Ripper
Chase
Scary Girl

"Ok, you're being really fucking slow at this, so I guess I'm gonna be the one admitting that I wanna kiss your face":
Axel
MK
Chef
Gina

"You, me, tonight."
Caleb
Julia
Bowie
Chris

"PLEASE."
Emma
Emily


Before a date:

Spending two hours picking an outfit:
Caleb
Nichelle
Bowie
Emma
Gina

Giving themself a pep-talk in the mirror.
Priya
Millie
Damien
Wayne
Raj

Forgot about it until they had to leave in two minutes:
Ripper
Chase
Julia
Chris

Cool as a cucumber:
Axel
Zee
Scary Girl
MK
Chris

"I'LL FUCKING DIE ALONE IF THIS GOES BAD-":
Emily


*Random child hugs them*

Hugs back:
Priya
Zee
Wayne

Hugs them while frantically looking for the kid's parents parents:
Damien
Caleb
Nichelle
Emma

Picks up and spins them around:
Raj
Emily

Awkward head pats:
Millie
Chase
Bowie
Chef

Shoves them off:
Ripper
MK
Gina

'This thing is so lucky there are witnesses...':
Axel
Scary Girl
Julia
Chris


While drunk:

"AAAAAAAAaAAAAAAAAAAaaaaAaAAAaaaAaaAAAAAAAAaAaAaAaa!!!!!!!!1!!111!":
Priya
Ripper
Axel
Scary Girl
Chris

Clinging to SO:
Caleb
Raj
Emma
Emily

Flirting with everyone in sight:
Julia
Gina

"*HIC* B- Bestie, my bestie, mah bestie-boo, Imma be honest, y- *HIC* y- ya look like a pile of h- horse shit.":
Bowie
MK

Throwing up:
Millie
Damien
Nichelle

"THERE ARE STARS ON THE CEILING, HOLYSHIT-"
Zee
Chase
Wayne
Chef


Nicknames they like their SO to call them:

Some version of their regular name:
Priya
Millie
Nichelle

A reference to something that they like:
Damien
Caleb
Bowie
Emma

More modern nicknames (Baby, babe, sweetie, ect):
Ripper
Chase
Julia
Chris

Olden times nicknames (Darling, dear, sweetheart, my love, ect):
Scary Girl
Emily

The stupidest, most over the top, lovey-dovey, cringe inducing BS you'll ever hear:
MK
Gina

Anything as long as their SO says it:
Raj
Wayne

No:
Axel
Zee
Chef


"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?????????"

"I want WAFFLE FRIES.":
Scary Girl
Wayne
Raj

"Shi, my bad, thought it was mine.":
Priya
Millie
Damien
Caleb
Nichelle
Bowie
Emma

"What are YOU doing in your house, HUH?":
Ripper
Axel
Chris

"Waiting for you ;D":
Chase

"Who even knows?":
Zee
Julia
MK
Chef
Gina
Emily


In a horror movie, someone says to split up

"K":
Zee
Raj
Wayne

"We are not doing that.":
Priya
Damien
Axel
Julia
Bowie
Chef

"Yay, dying":
Scary Girl
MK
Chris

Just goes along with whatever:
Millie
Caleb
Nichelle
Emma

Suggested it:
Ripper
Chase

"Uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-UH! Now wait a minute, hold up! How come when anytime this scary shit happens, and we should stick together, you white people always say 'let's split up'!? We're gonna die yall!":
Gina
Emily


In a SAW trap:

Escapes the given way:
Axel
Gina

Breaks the fuck outta there, fuck the rules:
Scary Girl
Julia
MK

Does not even attempt to escape:
Damien
Bowie
Emma

Tries 'n' Dies:
Priya
Millie
Ripper
Zee
Chase
Caleb
Nichelle
Wayne
Raj

Is a Jigsaw apprentice:
Chef
Emily

Is Jigsaw:
Chris


In Squid Game

Dies in red light green light:
Damien
Wayne
Raj
Chase

Dies in honeycomb:
Ripper
Caleb

Dies in tug of war:
Emma
Nichelle

Dies in marbles:
Zee
MK
Chef
Emily

Dies in glass bridge:
Chris
Gina
Bowie
Julia
Axel

Dies in the squid game:
Priya

Wins:
Scary Girl

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