Niffty: NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY, DON'T DOWNLOAD THAT GAY DATING APP!
Baxter: Oh mein gott, zis app is full of dixenpixen.
Charlie: Behind every queer person is another, shorter, much evil-er queer person.
Molly: *Confused, nine feet or smthing, bisexual*
Angel Dust: *Standing behind her, eight feet or smthing, gay*
Arackniss: *Standing behind them both, four feet or smthing, asexual*
Cherri Bomb: All I'm saying is you never catch Jewish folks complaining about the 'war on Hanukah'
Rosie: And we actually had one.
Niffty: Men are so cute about their sports games.
Niffty: They get all dressed up in their little club's special colours going "Go, get the ball!" and I'm like "Yeah, go get the ball, Timmy, you can do it!"
Cherri Bomb: So you're a catholic?
Arackniss: Mhm.
Cherri Bomb: So do you not support queer folks because of Leviticus 20:13?
Arackniss: No because Matthew 7.
God: *Gestures widely* Disappointments, all of you.
Cherri Bomb: *Takes a looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong sip of drink before raising glass.* Shit head.
Arackniss: *Tips hat hello* Fuck face.
Alastor, Arackniss, Baxter and Rosie: *Standing in the ace corner*
Charlie: Just remember, happiness starts here *Pokes his chest*
Angel Dust: Oh right, my magic genie lamp *Pulls out a magic genie lamp from in his shirt.*
Charlie: Exactly, the magic genie lamp.
Angel Dust: How could we forget the magic genie lamp?
Baxter: My partner just messaged me this with the instruction to rotate my phone 180 degrees to the left and unfortunately, I was charmed.
Message from Niffty: n 3^07
Australians will get this.
Angel Dust: You think you're in control?
Cherri Bomb: Yeah, I am?
Angel Dust: *Starts playing Nutbush City Limits.*
Cherri Bomb: FUCK *Starts side stomping.*
Angel Dust: Every day I gotta remember to deficit my attention, hyper my activity, cross my dressing and gay my sex.
Emily: Hey, so, how far do your all-seeing eyes really see?
God: Are you asking because you tripped over your own shoelaces then fell down two flights of stairs?
Emily: Oh... so you did see that, huh?
God, trying to be nice: ...It was just a guess...
Alastor: "If your friends jumped off a cliff would you?"
Alastor: If I made it to heaven I would spit in god's face so I could go back to Rosie, Niffty and Mimzy in hell.
Angel Dust: Having an abusive parent is actually kinda funny when you think about it. Like, "Dad, I'm sorry I called something cute, now could you remove my head from the wall?"
Niffty: "mommy I'm sorry I'm colouring too loudly, please love me."
Alastor: "Father, I don't think spilling a glass of milk warranted a slap to the face."
Husk: "Dad, I really don't think Ma's death was my fault just because she died giving birth to me."
Charlie: What the fuck-
Niffty: Wait, so what gender do you like?
Husk: For the last time, YES.
Vaggie: Sometimes I just want to get passed around like a joint by a butch and a femme.
Niffty: I... What?
Vaggie: This wasn't for you to hear, straight person, now go look at a stock market or something.
Please somebody get the joke
Cherri Bomb: Look, I'm SORRY I said my Ex's name during sex that one time-
Pentious: It was three times.
Cherri Bomb: Shit, really?
Beetlejuice: *Nods from the cucking chair*
Alastor: You're completely wrong, but it's rude to chastise a lady.
Angel Dust: I'm a guy?
Alastor: Ah! Well, in that case *Winds back fist in a comedic fashion*
