Charlie: we thought you were dead!
Alastor: no, I was just up in my tower.
Charlie: you didn't tell anyone that you were still alive?!
Alastor: I didn't- HOLD ON.
Alastor: you all thought I was DEAD
Alastor: But instead of LOOKING FOR ME OR GETTING HELP, YOU BUILT A HOTEL,
Alastor: MADE A SHRINE FOR A SNAKE,
Alastor: AND STARTED SINGING FUCKING SHOW TUNES?????
Charlie:
Charlie: ...the show must go on...?
