Tweets by Alex Hirsch
It's that time of year again! Slap a pumpkin! Lick an elf! Kick a skeleton in the head! Fill your pants with bats and cartwheel into a ditch! Scream 'SPOOKY' at a baby! Eat a leaf! Pour a scalding hot pumpkin spice latte into your eyes and drive your car into the White House!
I JUST SENT A WORK EMAIL THAT WAS JUST EIGHT HUNDRED PUMPKIN EMOJIS!
Its steal a chicken saturday.
Happy #GrowBackThursday chop off a limb and it will grow back.
Is...is this not what i'm supposed to tweet to 140k children?
For the record, no, I am not a member of the illuminati, I am their leader.
Every baby needs to learn their ABCs. Accept Bill Cipher.
Everyone has a terrible secret. I wonder what mine is?
'Is it that youre satan's son?'
How do I be my own son?
Can somebody tell me how to underthink?
Puberty is so confusing kids will be attracted to anything confident yet unthreatening. Even a triangle
Offensive tweet.
Hey guys, I want to apologize for my offensive tweet.
You know what? I take it back. I stand by my offensive tweet! It's called the first amendment you FACISTS!
I always forget the pile of bones in my file cabinet.
Jokes on them, every character in Gravity Falls is a satanist #canon
Time to MAKE HISTORY and LIVE-TWEET MY MIGRAINE.
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RIP Bill Cipher, he would have loved Bill Cipher.
The secret to doing Bill's voice (That and animal sacrifices.)
This new Zelda game is pretty great. Finally I can see Link as shirtless as he is in my dreams.
A guy tried to pay for a tour of the mystery shack with a baby goat. The goat stayed.
And now a poem.
On Valentines day
The young couples mingle
To make fun of Dipper
Because he is single
If I got the rights, I would do a final movie called Waterchip Down where the chipmunks all brutally die at war and then make it legally binding that there can never be another chipmunks movie because the chipmunks are all dead now.
Every day i just want to swat the entire internet with a rolled up newspaper and say "Hey! Hey now, cut that out! No! No!"
Wanna start a cult? Too lazy to go door to door converting people? Here's my advice: create a kids cartoon show.
Exciting news, we found Gravity Falls' biggest fan! They will now be executed!
This guys is so fucking embarrassing. I thought if we ever got overthrown by a tech overlord they'd at least be cool or suave or self aware instead of the most insecure tryhard dork sweating through his hair plugs begging people to like him.
