Enola: Ever since I started HRT I've been happier, felt more comfortable in my body, and some of my suicidal thoughts have even decreased.
Shoshana: Yeah, but aren't you worried that it's permanent?
Enola: *Stares*
Shoshana: *Stares*
Enola: *Stares*
Shoshana: *Stares*
Enola: WELL I WOULDN'T WANT THAT, WOULD I?
Gina: Wait, Alex got FIVE stories by the author? I only got one by the author and two made by a friend!
Emily: you got one? Mine was discontinued and now I'm only acknowledged in these stupid quotes!
Ellie: You guys are getting acknowledgment?
Chilli: *rips a door off its hinges and enters* enchenté, whores.
In evil there's kindness: Roxy
In kindness there's evil: Enola
Of course we have the balance: Gina
Then the all good: Alex
And then there's this bitch: Shoshana
Chilli: see how I'm not destroying another planet? Very mindful, very demure.
Tessa: don't mess with me, I'll knock you up, shit I mean I'll knock you up I mean I'll knock you up I mean
Chilli: cool bug facts;
Chilli: one day you will have to answer for your crimes. And god may not be so merciful.
Arackniss: if you get along with Niffty, you're either a neat freak or you eat cigarettes.
Roxy: *Gets shot* FUCK, A NEW HOLE!
Gina: *Calling at three AM, high as a kite, sobbing.* Alex, I out pizza-d the hut and now the CIA is trying to assassinate me!
Chilli: We take the children out of the mines, and they start playing minecraft. The children yearn for the mines.
Arackniss: Lets go gambling!
Arackniss: *Inadvertently causes his brother's death.* Aw dang it!
Arackniss: *Hacks off his arm with a broken bottle.* Aw dang it!
Arackniss: *Loses his soul to a chaotic bisexual goth.* Aw dang it!
Arackniss: *gestures to Enola.* this is Enola. She loves her personal space.
Arackniss: *Gestures to Roxy lifting Enola off the floor in a hug.* this is Roxy. She also loves Enola's personal space.
Agatha: my favourite lesson from the bible is that if you can't agree on something, chop a baby in half.
Emily: our suffering is eternal, our minds slowly forgetting until there is nothing- OH MY GOD, MY LITTLE PONY MERCH!
Chilli: *Dusts hands in controls their universe* another existential crisis avoided!
Chilli: hi kids, I'm just enjoying a bowl of soup, and- heyyyyyy, there's a Chilli in my soup!
Chilli 2 in the soup: heyyyyyy, stop drinking my pool!
Agatha: *gestures to a bunch of slaughtered angels* look at all those chickens!
Brooke: *reading a recipe* 'a tablespoon of baking powder' Jesus Christ, we want the cake to rise, not generate thrust.
Gina: I don't like repeating myself.
Emily: you can say that again :D
*Laugh track plays*
Gina: next time I talk with you, I'm bringing a gun.
Enola: *Holds aloft her Blahaj.* Blahaj, you have been given the mission to protect Trans kids, can you handle it?
Blahaj the IKEA shark: *blep*
*Driving*
Enola: why does niffty call you baby girl?
Arackniss: how about we stop talking for a while?
Chilli: *wearing a galaxy wolf graphic T-shirt and some sunglasses* crazy straws are just regular straws to people like me.
*Online*
Eric: *Posts some bad sex joke*
Gina, commenting: I don't get it.
Eric, replying: I'll DM you
Alex, commenting: I don't get it.
Eric, replying: Google it.
Emily: I fucked my way into this mess, and I'll fuck my way out.
Roxy: *Tucking her in* goodnight, and remember, men are trash.
Enola: even Arackniss?
Roxy: *Pats her head* Especially Arackniss.
Shoshana: Great, we've outlawed trans people and drag queens.
Tessa: Happy to help, now who's next?
Shoshana: *Stares at the Lesbian*
Tessa: I said who's next?
Shoshana: *Stares at the Lesbian.*
*In high school*
Gina: maybe we could let some of the non-popular kids talk to us in the hallways?
Eric: no.
Gina: Ok.
Emily: I need boy advice.
Roxy: kill him.
Chilli, on the phone: Hi, is this pizza?
Other Chilli at a pizza shop: No, this is a telephone.
Chilli: I beg to differ *Phone has turned into a pizza.*
Agatha: I'm lesb.. leban... leeba...
Roxy: Take your time.
Agatha: *gives up* GIRLS.
Gina: Eat shit and die.
Emily: Eat shit and live.
*Actual interaction I've seen online*
Shoshana: Saying god didn't create the universe is like saying that a baker didn't bake a loaf of bread!
Gina: How does one explain to a toddler that the universe is not bread?
Emily: As a Christian, we do not claim her.
Chilli: the only thing getting me through this week is the fact that the lottery isn't drawn till Sunday.
