My Hazbin Hotel OCs
Roxy: 🎶Lets be bad, fuck being good🎶
Enola: 🎶Being good is for dumb losers🎶
Roxy: 🎶drugs and booze and sex and more booze🎶
Enola: 🎶Commiting arson, something something, tax fraud🎶
Pheonix: THIS IS NOT AN APPROPRIATE RESPONSE TO BE ASKED TO DO THE DISHES!
Roxy: my life was shit. My mother got killed by a drug dealer, and some alcoholic killed my fiancé.
Enola: didn't they both kill themselves?
Roxy: *didn't even hear* and my mother was a drug dealer, and my fiancé was an alcoholic.
Venus: yall might think Vaggie and Charlie are some sweet little Bambi lesbians, but no.
Venus: they fuck.
Venus: I hear it at night.
Venus: it's awful.
Pheonix: *to Enola.* for someone from the early two thousands, you're pretty accepting
Enola: *to Roxy.* for someone from the seventies, you're pretty accepting
Roxy: *to Venus.* for someone from the sixties, you're pretty accepting
Venus: *to Pheonix* for the someone who's the literal son of Lucifer, you're pretty accepting.
Pheonix: ok, everyone say something about themselves.
Roxy: my fiancé killed himself right in front of me.
Enola: her fiancé is relatable as fuck.
Venus: I got kidnapped this one time and forced into cannibalism.
Pheonix: ok, not talking to you people anymore.
Venus: I would love to taste Lucifer's meat.
Pheonix: *inhales his fork starts dying.* sorry, wHaT?
Venus: like, bite his shoulder or something. Angel blood's really sweet, so I feel like fallen Angel blood would have a little kick to it, y'know?
Pheonix: OH. *swallows fork.* thank god for cannibalism!
Enola: I'm gonna teach Rox and Venus some modern slang.
Pheonix: you say 'rawr', shut the fuck up.
*describing Alastor.*
Roxy: daddy.
Pheonix: daddy.
Venus: father.
Roxy: DAMMIT, BITE MY NECK OR SOMETHING.
Venus: YOU'LL LIKE IT, AND I AINT WASTING TIME WITH THAT, DOLLY.
*messaging.*
Pheonix: has Roxy worked out her phone yet?
Enola: evri time she gets notifs she 😱s and yells 'FUCK U PHEONIX'
Enola asking someone out: will you be the OwO to my RAWR XD?
Venus: *covering her ears with Enola at 3AM to block out all the sex noises.*
