a bunch of fabulous shit i've said/written recently,
Angry colouring.
I think I'm a dragon. I go flap, and I like shiny things, and I want to stay in a cave and arson at people that bother me.
she's straight, and I'm very sad about that.
🎶we'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when, but I know we'll meet again some sunny day. the time that we shared, all this time, I never cared, oh I know we'll meet again some sunny day. 🎶
*playing animal crossing* FUCK OFF, TOMMY.
She's basically a mixture of Bill Cipher and Taylor Swift.
*Referring to my animal crossing amiibo cards.* they're my treasures and they stop me from ending it all.
If I had a nickel for every time Brandon Rogers played a horny demon who yelled 'IM YOUR WORST NIGHTMARE, BITCH' at the human he was bothering, I would have two nickels, which isn't much, but it's still weird it happened twice.
But hey, when other folks are playing smash or pass, we can study the way of the blade.
fuck yeah, therapy this afternoon.
*reading The Book Of Bill.* dad, I'm probably gonna tell you to look at stuff every few pages.
my sense of humor is a screenshot from a TV show I like with one or two words written on it.
I have this hobby of writing one and a half chapters of a fanfiction then starting a new one.
animals are people too.
Ford and Grunkle Stan finding a common interest would be like, robbing area 51.
I think everyone who want kids should be told that disposable income doesn't talk back.
*When asked how school was.* shit.
I was a city girl, then a medium-sized-town girl, then a small town girl, and now I'm a city girl again.
I'm seducing women with bread I found in the bins.
why have mental stability when you can doomscroll for hours instead?
loud ass motherfuckers are breaking the one rule we've been told about libraries since we were three.
I wanna rewrite wizard of Oz but the only difference is that The Cowardly Lion is just called The Lion, The Tinman is The Heartless Tinman, The scarecrow is The Dipshit Scarecrow, and Dorothy is The Homeless Dorothy Who Got Lost Even Though There's Literally Only One Road.
you know its underrepresented when Southpark has the most accurate representation of a minority you've ever seen.
in the eighteen hundred or whatever would kids point at cows and shit and yell 'I SEE THOUST MOTHER IS OUT FOR A STROLL, JEREMIAH!'
literally all I want is for you to fuck off
I want to commit arson at Peter Dutton.
I want to commit arson at JK Rowling
I want to commit arson at Donald Trump
Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh this triangle has me in a CHOKEHOLD.
I am a Person-who-doesn't-piss-me-off's Girl
when Vox and Val are arguing, Val split screens his face with subway surfer footage.
gender is a construct, time is a construct, construction workers are a construct.
Isabelle from animal crossing is the baddest bitch alive.
pardon my fuck but what the french?
*Cackling as the people in Gladiator 2 get torn apart by rabid monkeys.*
Once I jumped off a waterfall, nearly died then jumped like twelve more times.
Jagatha has my soul.
and so, a lone autistic chameleon readies his weapons.
ordering a t-shirt with a cat on it shouldn't be this complicated.
jesus christ, have I ever wanted a conversation to end more?
