My most recent interest, Amazing Digital Circus.
Jagatha/ BunnyDoll is my oxygen.
Jax: *Educating on internet lingo.* And what are you?
Caine: *Sigh.*
Caine: a tumblr sexyman.
Kinger: ADHD stand for Attention Deficit- hey, dragonflies!
Caine: A lot of people think that Bubble is stupid, which I hate.
Caine: Bubble could go to university for four years and still not have a high enough IQ to be considered stupid.
Ragatha: If you really want to get back at a man, scare him with a pregnancy test. I've got a whole box of old positives at my house.
Pomni: You're insane if you think I'm going along with any of this!
Caine: Pomni, don't you see? I'm insane either way!
Ragatha: I wish someone would flirt with me...
Jax: I'll fl-
Ragatha: you will #### off and speak when spoken to.
Caine: Oh no, I seem to have taken Zooble and dropped them into a therapist's office!
Some dude on the phone: Is this the amazing digital circus?
Bubble taking the call: No, this is Bubble.
Bubble: You ##### ### orphans ####### dumb### mother####### clowns, #### you, you ####### ### ice ###### with ######### up your ####### and ########### father ######### Pokémon looking ##### ### ##### #### I'm gonna ## ###### till your ############# are covered in enough ########## to coat a fucking ######## factory, I ####### your ######## ####### you ###### rubber hose.
*After googling themselves.*
Jax: *Traumatized* We have seen...
Ragatha: ...So much...
Jax: Ladies first.
Ragatha: and beauty after *Shoves him at a ghost.*
Zooble: Caine thinks I'm depressed, which is ridiculous, I'm not depressed, I just hate almost everything, including myself, and feel that life has no meaning.
Caine: Pomni, think about it. You may not have an exit, but you do have crippling anxiety!
Kinger: This is a Lonomia obliqua. They're extremely nutritious *Eats.*
Kinger: *Vomit.*
Kinger: I was wrong.
Ragatha on stupid sauce: Jax's mom made more mistakes than a fifth-grader's recital.
Caine: I can go from human speed to raptor speed, wanna see?
Caine: *Jogging.* This is human speed.
Caine: *Jogging slightly faster.* This is raptor speed.
Ragatha: Annie, are you ok? Annie! Are you ok? Are you ok, Annie?
Gangle: What's wrong with them?
Ragatha: They've been hit by- They've been struck by a smooth criminal.
Caine: *Gestures to Pomni* Is this the homosexual the prophesy foretold?
Bubble: I'm sure of it.
Zooble: #### Jax, all my homies hate Jax.
Kinger: Hi sweetie.
Queenie: AAAAAAAAAAAAXJSAUVDCOSACDSASZXCDSWYABZXCSAOIBSUSNZKSLUVUNAZSXKGSVS
Kinger: Glad to see you too.
Jax: How about if your name is Kinger, you need to leave?
Jax: Ok, what's your name?
Ragatha: Ragatha.
Jax: And what's your name?
Pomni: *Panicking* WHYCANTIREMEMBERMYNAME???
Jax: Mkay then, and what's your name?
Kinger: Kinger.
Kinger: Aw, darn, I lost the game.
Ragatha on stupid sauce: I'm richer than all of you!
Caine: My name is Caine*Clap clap* I like to sing *clap clap* and when we get to know each other its the greatest thing!
Caine: Now you.
Kinger: ...my name is Kinger *clap clap.* I like to... build *Clap clap* and despite the Gloinks destroying my fortress, I think I'm very skilled!
Caine:
Kinger:
Ragatha:
Gangle:
Jax:
Pomni:
Bubble:
Zooble: This is stupid.
Caine: there is no tooth fairy.
Caine: there is no Easter bunny.
Caine: and there is NO EXIT, POMNI.
Jax: You know what doesn't talk back? Disposable income.
Caine: I HAVE NO SCREAM AND I MUST MOUTH!
Caine: I am-
Pomni: WHO ARE YOU????
Caine: I am-
Pomni: WHO ARE YOU???????
Caine: I AM-
Pomni: WHO ARE YOU??????????????????
Kinger: *Siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigh.*
Kinger: I miss my wife, guys.
Ragatha: Aw, Kinger-
Jax: *rolling around on the floor cackling at the top of his lungs.*
Caine: Clowns are scary? What gave you that idea? Anyways, meet Kaufmo, everyone loves Kaufmo.
Pomni: I'm going to my mom!
Gangle: I'm going to the cops!
Gangle: I'm going to the president!
Jax: I'm going to Twitter.
Pomni: YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD!
Gummigoo: I got better?
Caine: I'll break the fourth wall to matter how tall in fact I'm just gonna break them all!
Kinger: *Pulling on a door clearly marked push.*
Jax: *Filming.* Mhm, just keep doing that.
Pomni: Were you... taking the centipedes out of Ragatha's room?
Jax: *Stepping out of Ragatha's room, centipedes in a net.* ...Tell anyone about this and I will make you eat your ####### hands.
Jax: My ex still misses me, but their aim is getting better.
Caine: sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...
Caine: You're never going to escape, Pomni.
*At two AM, they're both awake in the common area.*
Ragatha:
Jax:
Ragatha:
Jax: ...You wanna make out?
Ragatha: *beats him with a frying pan, if you think I know where she got it, you're wrong.*
Pomni: Wait, wait, wait, you're not kill Gummigoo, are you?
Caine: Yeah, with an explosion of confetti, why?
Jax: Which leaves crybaby-
Ragatha: ##### you made her cry, shut the #### up.
Gangle: Blue tulips.
Kinger: Blu-lips.
Ragatha: *Throwing corn at him.*
Jax: *Throwing centipedes at her.*
Gangle: Ok, just squint and run!
Jax: I don't squint, I don't run.
Gangle: *Sprints out with eyes half shut.*
Jax: *Puts on sunglasses and walks after her.*
Kinger: I support women's rights.
Jax: I support women's wrongs, beat his ass girl.
Ragatha: I just learnt that one horse has fifteen horsepower and I am so mad, I want to throw a chair at the ceiling.
Caine: ARE YOU TWO SERIOUSLY DOING THE DEED IN MY CIRCUS???
Kinger: *Playing cards with Pomni.* oh, we are?
Pomni: *Go fish.* Kinger, why didn't you tell me? I would have put a tie on the door.
The Gloink Queen: THE GLOINKS! WON'T SOMEBODY PLEASE THINK OF THE GLOINKS?!
Kinger: You know its bad when I go outside more than you.
Bubble: did you know that Vapereon...
Bubble: ...Is the most family friendly Pokémon?
Caine: Sometimes I just want to be long.
Bubble: But you do belong.
Caine: You misunderstand.
Caine: *Bes long.*
Caine: Long.
Zooble: who the #### likes clowns-?
Caine: I FIND CLOWNS DELIGHTFUL.
Ragatha on stupid sauce: *Talking on the phone.* Jax, I dropped my phone a sink of water, do i sound like a mermaid?
Pomni: How are you so calm?!
Ragatha: I've passed beyond 'stressed', beyond 'hysteria', into the gray misty indifference of complete shutdown of all but emergency services in my brain.
Ragatha: Kaufmo abstracted!
Jax: OH ####!
Jax: NOW I OWE CAINE TEN BUCKS!
me: *frantically gestures to Ragatha and Jax* your honor, they're enemies to lovers!
Jax: Stupid sauce ain't #### I can drink a whole ####ing bottle
*Thirty-eight seconds later.*
Jax: purple smells like saxophone.
*Playing seven minutes in heaven.*
Caine, thinking to hismelf: #### do I kiss them or stab them in the eye with a coat hanger?
Pomni: Let me see what you have!
Caine: AN ADVENTURE!
Pomni: NOOO-
