exactly what it sounds like. some Hazbin hotel characters with Brandon Rogers quotes that fit them. some quotes are edited to make sense.
TW for mention of SA
Charlie:
'The lotion is for your HANDS AND FACE, I CAN HEAR YOU FROM MY OFFICE!'
'The only thing you're hurting are my feelings.'
'I JUST WANT SOME FUCKING TEA'
*sees susan* 'Look at that vampire!'
Vaggie:
*Talking to Angel* 'If you cut sushi like you suck dick I'd have a three course meal by now.'
'Welcome to the Hazbin Hotel, thanks for bringing your fucking kids.'
Alastor:
*Literally shoves a heart into his chest.* 'I'm ready to be compassionate.'
*hears a gunshot* 'Finally.'
'What are you supposed to be? A disappointment?'
Angel Dust:
'I wanted to become a ballerina, you know what I became? HIV positive.'
*referring to vaggie* 'I AM UNDER ATTACK BY A LESBIAN!'
'I- I do a lot of drugs.'
'My purpose is to make money and suck dick!'
Husk:
'How does it feel to be a loser?'
'I drink to forget but I always remember.'
'How many times do I have to have to say it before pulling the trigger?'
Niffty:
'Christmas is never cancelled if you know how to steal.'
'I'm going to have a wonderful seizure.'
'Bees can fly and dance because nobody ever told them they couldn't.'
Adam:
'Oh dear, I seem to have spotted a CUNT.'
'One of the second graders is on fire and I don't think they're gonna make it this time.'
'My wife is period-ing'
Cherri:
'I'm not yelling because I'm angry, I'm yelling because I'm ON ACID.'
Velvette:
'Look at me strut.'
'I HAVE SEWN MY FINGERS INTO THE CASHMERE!'
'I haven't seen you in fifty years and you still look like a slut.'
Vox:
'TELL ME WHERE MY WORKER IS OR I'LL SUCK YOUR GOD DAMN DICK-'
'Do not trust this man, he's a psychopath and he eats people.'
Val:
'I can't shove this up my ass.'
'I know your mothers and you're all products of rape.'
Lucifer:
'Shit, my baby is french fries.'
'Church girls don't need to get fucked because they already are!'
'What if I don't know thirty people???'
'SHIT, MY BABY IS A CASSEROLE'
