Roxy, Jewish: Yeah, so we have this thing called a Minora where we light candles each night to represent the eight days that the sacred candles stayed lit.
Agatha, Pagan: That's super cool
Roxy: What do you guys do?
Agatha: Well, we have these evergreen trees that we put candles and decorations on in order to light up the winter, since it's so cold and dark.
Roxy: Shit, cool.
Agatha: Yeah, and in some Pagan cultures it also appeases forest spirits and ensures a bountiful harvest. What do you guys do?
Arackniss, Christian: A fat man breaks into your house.
Agatha: ...what?
Arackniss: Trees are inside your house.
Roxy: Why?
Arackniss: Give the fat man cookies or he will put rock in your socks.
Agatha: THE FUCK??
Arackniss: a virgin gave birth
Roxy: HOW DOES THAT WORK??
Arackniss: The baby makes the fat man break into your house.
