season one and two cast.
(edit, its mostly season two.)
Shaman (I aint remembering her name): Who are you?
Mi-Nyeo: I'm like you but better.
Ali: Who are you?
Dae-Ho: I'm like you but worse.
Ali: Don't say that, I'm sure you're lovely.
Dae-Ho: Aw, thank you, you're so nice.
Gi-Hun: Your voice is so familiar, have we talked before this?
In-Ho: *Looks at Dae-Ho and Jung-Bae* I was a MaRiNe.
Deok-Su, drunk and on twitter: femals ar soo dum. u buy them chococococolate milk an then u c NO BOOBYS!!1!!!!11
Jun-Ho: Gi-Hun, I thought we were friends, but the second I turn my back you fuck my brother.
Hyun-Ju: I'm lesbian.
Young-Mi: Really? Same!
Thanos: Doesn't anyone here like men??????
Nam-Gyu: ...
Thanos: *Clapping for Se-Mi as she plays Flying Stone.* LETS GO, LESBIANS!
Attractive people: Looks don't matter.
Rich people: Money doesn't matter.
Gi-Hun: Sang-Woo was first in his class in SNU Business School.
Dae-HO: *Has PTSD*
Dae-Ho: Hmmm, but how can I make this my fault?
Dae-Ho, near tears: MY DOG IS NOT A HORSE.
(Someone in my FemCo class said this.)
196: All the hot guys are taken...
Thanos: I'm right here???
196: All the hot guys are either taken or gay...
Se-Mi: Nam-Gyu, do you have a podcast?
Texting
Gi-Hun: Guys I think I'm bi
Sae-Byeok: No shit.
Ali: settle down, 067. thanks for telling us, Gi-Hun.
Jung-Bae: We're proud of you.
Jun-Ho: Guys, my brother's running a death game.
Gi-Hun: I know what you are.
In-Ho: *Fuck, he knows I'm the front man?*
Gi-Hun: *He's definitely gay.*
Geum-Ja: YONG-SIK, IF YOU VOTE TO KEEP THE GAMES GOING, YOU'RE GROUNDED!
Min-Su: what're you doing?
Thanos: *Mixing together gasoline, Gatorade and Advil in a paint can.* the store was out of redbull so I'm making my own.
Min-Su: If you drink that it will kill you.
Thanos: Min-Su, whatever kills me makes me stronger *Chugs*
Thanos: Thanks man, love you.
Nam-Gyu: You forgot to add 'no homo'
Thanos: I can be gay sometimes, jeez.
Dae-Ho: right, thanks dad.
Gi-Hun: You said dad. You just called Jung-Bae dad.
Dae-Ho: wha- no I didn't!
Jung-Bae: Do you see me as a father figure, Dae-Ho?
Dae-Ho: No, if anything I think of you as a brother figure because you're always bothering me!
In-Ho: Hey, show your father some respect!
Min-Su: My crush has this flag in her bio, what country is it? *Shows Lesbian flag.*
Nam-Gyu: It's switzerland.
Il-Nam: I know all the current slang.
Il-Nam: OMG is oh my god.
Il-Nam: LOL is laugh out loud.
Il-Nam: WTF is why the face?
Thanos: Don't call me pookie, I'm gangsta.
Mi-Nyeo: Your family is already disappointed, get the tattoo.
Il-Nam: I came. I played. I slipped. I got confused. Where am I? What was this about originally? Is this my kitchen? Are the people on the ground sleeping?
Myung-Gi: The truth hurts.
Thanos: That's not the truth, it's a fucking FORK IN MY NECK.
In-Ho: SHUT UP MINIONS, I DO NOT HAVE A CRUSH ON THE ENEMY!
