|POLARITY| Gojo Satoru x Reader

50.

Megumi's POV

Itadori Yuji reminds me of a dog. A hyperactive one. Ever since Gojo got bit by Sukuna, they haven't been able to train together. Yuji and Gojo used to practice combat skills, but it wasn't the same with Gojo having his limitless on. That's when Y/n decided to train him, which only resulted in her getting licked and blown out of the training grounds by Gojo.

So here I am, training their abandoned puppy.

"It's weird, don't you think?" Itadori asks as he dodges my right hook.

"Focus." I attack him with a kick that he avoids like it's nothing.

He can't be human.

"Think about it, saying she is his wife and that she cheated on him. It has to be illegal. I know Y/n is the same age as Gojo, but Sukuna is like..." He takes way too much time counting as I block his punches with my arms. "If it was 1000 years ago... 981 years older than her. He is also in my body and I'm 15, so it's like ew, double pedo..." He accentuates each word as his mind wanders off the fight...

"It's 971, idiot." I smirk as he looses his defensive stance, giving me the perfect opening, I land the perfect hit, his body falling back into the ground.

"Oh... Maybe this isn't such a good school." He sits up on the floor as he holds his cheek.

Did I hit him too hard?

"Let me see..." I crouch in front of him, moving his hand away.

It doesn't seem like it will bruise too badly. Shoko can probably fix him up...

"What a lovely sight." I freeze as I see flashing lights with camera clicks. Gojo... "So cute. Y/n will love to see this..."

Oh no.

"Give me that!" I try to take his phone but he moves away, almost dancing around me as he dodges every single attempt.

"Sent it already, Megumi. I'll let you know what she says about it, don't worry." Gojo puts the phone back in his pocket. Like I want to see her reaction. "I need you to come help me out with your little dogs."

What can he be doing where he needs my help?

"Mr. Gojo, I want a mission too!" Yuji comes closer but gets stuck on Gojo's limitless just before grabbing his arm. Sukuna's mouth appears but seems disappointed at the lack of contact.

Was he really going to bite him again?

"Careful, Yuji," Gojo tilts forward to Sukuna's mouth level. "You wanted to have a taste again, Sukuna?" Gojo smirks. "You and Y/n are so alike... alway-"

Gross.

"You do remember we were married, right?" Sukuna interrupts him. "There is nothing you can brag about tha-" Yuji's hand slaps his mouth shut.

"I am actually begging right now." I look at Yuji's disturbed expression. Thank god I'm not alone in this. "I don't want to hear about old people fucking!"

Shit.

"Who are you calling old!" Gojo lashes out.

Yuji's mouth falls open. "Oh my god, I meant Sukuna. You guys have.... Oh hell no." His hands come up as he takes a couple of steps back.

I prefer death to another second here.

"I guess I am old..." Sukuna speaks in between the chaos.

This is surreal.

"What are you guys talking about?" Y/n's voice makes everyone jump, even Sukuna's mouth loses the grin.