Luke: "Wow, I didn't actually think that Runcorn looked THIS nice."Toby: "You mean Runcornia..?"
Luke: "But why the fuck is there an ia at the end? It never had that!"
Toby: "What are you talking about?"
Our squad, "The Peeps" are currently outside, on a wonderful bright morning. The sun's rays dance in a melody that is rather addicting. Luke smacks his face.
Luke: "Whatever... anyways, you've known this place for longer than I have. I mean... I kinda just woke up in this world."
Toby: "Oh yeah, you never mentioned that. Could you run the story for me, so maybe I can help you understand?"
Luke: "So... basically I was on this epic quest."
He starts wiggling his fingers around to emphasise just how epic this quest truly was.
Luke: "I needed to acquire something... sacred to me."
Toby: "Really?"
Luke: "Yes... Volume 2 of beasta- I mean... Volume 2 of... of..."
His eyes dart around, and he looks at Toby, and then at himself.
Luke: "Volume 2 of... S-Sacred Winds..!"
Toby: "Woah! Sacred Winds? That sounds awesome."
Luke: "Don't interrupt the story teller!"
Toby: "But you interrupt me all the-"
Luke: "And so! I was walking around the shopping city- er... I mean the markets. In search of this item... When suddenly, I heard a noise."
Toby's eyes widen.
Luke: "And that noise... was very noisy."
Toby's eyes unwidened, and turned to a very disappointed glance.
Luke: "It was like... Ahhh! but much louder. Anyways! I woke up... and some guy spoke to me! He said his name was Uh!"
Toby: "Uh?"
Luke: "Uh!"
Toby: "Uh... what?"
Luke: "Uh!"
Toby: "I'm asking Uh, what?"
Luke: "UH! His name is Uh! UH!!!"
Toby: "Your storytelling is bad if you can't even think of a name for this guy."
Luke: "It's not a story! I'm telling you my backstory!"
Toby: "...Which is a story, no?"
Luke: "Right, I didn't ask to be slandered like this. His name is Uh, that is what he told me. Anyways, he was very mean and shouted at me just because I was excited."
Toby: "Oh... Uh, if you don't mind me asking, what did he look like?"
Luke: "Huh. Now that you think about it, I actually don't know. It's strange, I recognise him instantly, but I can't even describe one thing about him, even if I try my hardest."
Toby looks at him, he ponders for a moment.
Toby: "Hm. Oh well. Probably just an inner narrator telling you what to do next."
Luke: "Maybe. And then I ventured into a cave, and then... you! I ventured into you, my friend!"
Toby: "You missed out the whole squad signup part."
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Crossed Fates (OLD)
FantasyA young man walks around his shopping city, when suddenly he hears screaming. He gets knocked out, and once he wakes up, he sees his world has changed drastically. He adventures around this new reality, and he makes some bizarre alliances, while als...