Winter Sunshine

Natonia Sparks

It was funny, the Avengers had to admit.

Steve was embarrassed, and he was still blushing, but even he was laughing.

They still thought it was from Tony, so, when they confronted him, and he appeared to be clueless, they were confused.

Then Tony stormed out of his work-shop, and into Savannah's room, where Loki and Savannah were laughing like hippies.

'Savannah! You promised!'

'Did I?'

'Di-did sh-she?' Loki had hiccups again.

'Aaah, Loki, it's so cute when you get hiccups.'

'No i-it's ss no-not. I-it's ss anno-ann-ann-oying.'

 'No, it's cute.'

Loki hiccupped.

'What's wrong, Tony?'

'I hate you.'

'As long as you have my pony.'

'No. You don't deserve it.'

'Then I'll tell everyone you like to dress up as a woman during sex.'

'But I don't.'

'Yeah you do.'

'Do not.'

'Your name is Natonia Sparks.'

'What kind of name is that?'

'Your transvestite name.'

'I'm not a transvestite.'

'Loki, do your magic on Stark.'

Hiccupping loudly, Loki waved his hand vaguely, and Tony felt himself suddenly become a little bit taller.

He looked down, and discovered that he was wearing pink high heels, a bright red (slut) dress, and had a black wig on.

The other Avengers burst in, still laughing.

'Guys, meet Natonia Sparks.'

'I hate you, 'Vannah.'

'Wait,' said Clint, 'Is that Tony?'

'No, it-it's ss Na-na-tonia.' Loki hiccupped.

'What have you done to him?' Natasha asked.

'He wouldn't get me a pink pony, so I got Loki to magick him.'

'Mature.' said Natonia/Tony.

'Change him back.' Natasha said.

'Or what? Will you kill us with your thighs?' Loki had recovered from his hiccups.

'So it was you.' Steve exclaimed.

Everybody turned to look at the Captain, and simultaneously face-palmed.

'Fine,' Loki grumbled, and with another lazy hand gesture, Tony was back.

'You people are no fun,' Savannah complained.

Then the alarms went off, and Loki and Savannah looked at each other.

'ALIEN ATTACK!' they screeched, 'THROW THE CHEEEEEEEEEEESE!'

Then they started laughing, and didn't stop until all of the aliens had been defeated.

Tony was ignoring them, because half-way through the battle, they had turned his suit pink, purple and silver, and his repulsors blasted acidic glitter at the enemy.

You had to admit, it was pretty funny ...