Winter Sunshine

Farty JARVIS

'Loki, what have you done?'

'What do you mean?'

'The last time you had that look on your face was just after you'd turned all of Tony's menswear into womenswear.'

'And the last time you had that look on your face was just before you ... Oh no. No, no, no. No tickl-'

Loki's sentence was cut off by Savannah tickling him.

Then she sat on him.

Again.

This time, he didn't insult her. He was too busy trying to hide his excitement. She looked suspiciously at him.

'I hope that that's a dagger in your pocket.'

Never mind.

'It is, do you want to see it?'

'I'll pass.'

'Savannah?'

'Yes?'

'I'll tell you, on one condition.'

'What is it?'

'Never, ever tickle me again.'

'No. I can just tickle the information I want out of you, and you're too cute not to tickle.'

'Cute?'

'Yes, like a little child.'

'Do you know how old I am, Savannah?'

'No.'

'Neither do I. I stopped counting after the five thousand and twelfth.'

'Cool, but irrelevant.'

'It is not irrelevant, I am simply stating that you are in no position to call me a child.'

'Yes, but I am in a very comfortable position. I may just stay here.'

She had to get off, because she needed to go wee, but he didn't know that.

'Yes I do.'

'Do what?'

'Know that you can't continue straddling me, because you need to relieve yourself.'

'Loki, don't ever read my mind again.'

'I can't help it, you make me laugh.'

'I'll tickle you again.'

'I can live with that.'

Then they were having a staring contest, leaning closer to each other, about to kiss, when JARVIS made a farty sound.

'What was that?' Savannah asked.

'JARVIS.'

'Seriously?'

'Yes.'

'Cool.'

'Will you get off of me, this is uncomfortable.'

'For you, maybe. I could stay here all day.' She then swivelled her hips for emphasis, and Loki struggled to breathe.

And it wasn't because of her weight.

'I love you.'

The mirror made no reply. 

How would she tell him? The last time, it had just come spilling out of her lips. He hadn't even confirmed that he felt the same way.

Maybe she should show him?

Savannah decided it was time to go buy some slutty clothes.