Winter Sunshine

Dafuqsies?

A/N: Guess what Savannah's favourite word is?

'Wait a second, dafuq?'

'I defeated Thanos.'

'And I repeat, dafuq?'

'It was quite simple, really.'

'You killed Thanos?'

'It would seem so.'

'I don't believe you.'

'Good, you're better at it than I thought.'

'Dafuq?'

'Thanos killed himself.'

'Why?'

'He's a piss-face.'

'Piss-face?'

'Yes.'

'Why did he kill himself?'

'I just answered that.'

Savannah was no longer surprised when Loki caught the gun she threw at him.

How the fuck did she get a gun?

'Loki, where the fuck did the gun come from?'

'Apparently, it was made in China.'

'How did it get here?'

'No idea.'

'So Thanos is dead?'

'Yes.'

'Good. Before I throw another gun at your head, tell me why he killed himself.'

'I'll just catch it.'

'I know, but tell me anyway.'

'He believed that sacrificing his Chitauri army was a good enough tribute to Death for Her to accept him.'

'So the wanker killed himself?'

'Yes.'

'What a dirty piss-face.'

'You should swear less.'

'You should throw people out of sky-scrapers less.'

'That was once.'

'Twice.'

'Pedant.'

'Isn't Death your daughter?'

'Yes.'

'Won't she be pissed at Thanos for what he did to you?'

'Probably.'

'Are you going to visit her?'

'Already have.'

'When?'

'Yesterday, before I went to Thanos.'

'I still can't believe you just went to him.'

'I am nothing if not entirely unpredictable.'

'Then you are nothing.'

'Ouch. Why?'

'Because you're predictably unpredictable.'

'Interesting.'

'Does Thanos know that you're Death's father?'

'She prefers Hela.'

'Does Thanos know that you're Hela's father?'

'I highly doubt it.'

Savannah smirks, and Loki does too.