Winter Sunshine

Immovable Posts

A/N: Just realised I love hard-core rock. 'Specially Paramore + Queen. AC/DC is sweet too.

I wanna do a vote, post your comments, my friend and I have been arguing. Who is better, Queen or AC/DC? I am The Queen, she's Pikachu!

They were having an impromptu Avengers' meeting, called for by Loki.

'I think there's something wrong.' started Loki

'What do you mean?' asked Natasha.

'I mean,' Loki said, 'Thanos knows I'm here, yet he hasn't come for me, we haven't had an attack in ages, excepting Thanos related ones, and the last one involved evil leprechauns, if my memory serves correctly.

Loki was right.

'Has anyone seen Bruce?'

'That's another problem. I don't think we've seen him since our first battle. Something is definitely askew.'

'What do you mean?' Thor asked the question this time.

'My magic is tingling, like there's danger. The atmosphere in New York is tense, as if a summer storm is brewing. Can you not feel it, brother?'

Thor looked ridiculously pleased. 'Brother?' he asked.

'Yes. Savannah was right. Family goes farther than blood.'

And before anyone could stop him, Thor had leapt across the room, and enveloped both Savannah and Loki in a bone-crushing hug. One of Thor's specialities were his paralyzing bear-hugs.

'Can't ... breathe... Thor... let go ...' Savannah gasped.

Thor dropped them, and grinned sheepishly, as Savannah and Loki wheezed for breath.

'Sorry, brother. My apologies, Lady 'Vannah.'

Savannah turned to Loki.

'See,' she complained, 'Even Thor calls me 'Vannah. Why do you have to be so special?

'What is the fun in being like others?'

'True.'

'Savannah?' Loki asked.

She sighed, but said, 'Yes?'

'What do you think of that Midgardian saying.'

'Which one? We have far too many.'

'I believe it is 'Everybody is entirely unique.'

'I think it is full of shit.'

'Why?'

'Because saying 'everybody is entirely unique' is a contradiction in terms. If we are all completely unique, then we have something in common, by being entirely unique. If we have something in common, then the saying is wrong.'

'Interesting.'

'It's like an almighty god making an immovable post.'

Loki understood, but the rest of the Avengers did not.

'Explain, Lady 'Vannah.'

It took a while, but Thor eventually got it.

A/N: An almighty god cannot make an immovable post, because then the god will not be able to move it. If they cannot move it, they are not almighty. If they can make one, but can move it, then they are not almighty, because they can't make one.

Therefore, there is no such thing as an Almighty god/ God. It is hard being a philosophical Christian sometimes.