A/N: I just had to.
I HAVE NO REGRETS!
Loki found it hilarious, and even more so when Savannah convinced him to pretend to be avoiding Tony.
Then, he wanted to know how she did it, so she explained it to him. She was surprised that Loki knew who Santa Claus was, and then she had a brilliant idea.
They would write poems to every Avenger, and sign it Tony Stark.
#BestChristmasEver.
To Fury:
Grass is green,
The sky is blue
Your one eyed glare is freaky,
You'd look weird with two.
To Steve:
Aliens are bad,
They are full of goo,
You look sexy in spandex,
Your ass does too.
To Bruce:
Chemicals react,
the Other Guy is green,
You have the biggest,
Penis I've seen.
To Natasha
Your hair is red,
Blue are your eyes,
You're really dangerous,
Kill me with thighs
To Clint:
Roses are red,
I love your bow,
For Christmas all I want,
Is to suck on your arrow.
To Thor:
Your muscles are big,
Your hair is gold,
I give good head,
Or so I'm told.
Love Tony.
Once she had shown Loki the poems, he smirked, waved his hand over them, so they looked as if Tony had written them, and whispered in her ear-
'And you're a virgin.'
She blushed furiously, and then glared at him.
'How do you even know that? Actually, don't answer that, you mind-stalker.'
He started laughing, and, despite her anger, she had to laugh along with him.
After all, laughter was infectious.
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Winter Sunshine
FanfictionSavannah Winters works for SHIELD, for the Avengers, for the sake of Earth. Right? But she is sitting in the bath, idly watching blood trickle down her wrists for the first time in ten years, when the phone rings. Loki is back, but somehow, not th...
