The Signs Going On A Roadtrip

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Aries:Strapped to the roof by unanimous vote, because they almost killed everyone last time they drove and they get annoying as a passenger

Taurus:Asleep in the trunk of the car (everyone was tired of hearing them talk about soccer)

Gemini:On Facebook the entire time

Cancer:"Maybe we should let Aries and Taurus back in the car. I know they're annoying sometimes, but what if they like die or something????"

Leo:*to Cancer* "If you don't stop worrying about everything, we're gonna tie you up there too."

Virgo:Making a mental itinerary

Libra:Dishing the latest gossip for everyone

Scorpio:Threatening to kill Aquarius if they don't shut the hell up

Sagittarius:Trying to get everyone in the car on board with playing truth or dare

Capricorn:Tuning everyone out with their headphones and reading a good book

Aquarius:"Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?" Every. Friggin. Two. Seconds.

Pisces:Staring out the window and daydreaming

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