Signs at the Beach

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Aries:It's too hot and sandy and wet. Lies in the shade until someone finally pulls them into the water. Actually has some fun competing with the harsh waves. Gets in way over their head.


Taurus:Builds a sand KINGDOM. Creates the most impressive group of sandcastles anyone has ever seen. Starts employing random beach children to help add on to the sandy masterpiece.


Gemini:Climbs up the lifeguard chair for fun, finding a hot lifeguard at the top (surprise surprise). Almost gets in trouble for climbing up but starts flirting with the lifeguard instead. Way to distract Aries' only chance at survival.


Cancer:Actually thought ahead and brought snorkel goggles. Explores reefs with Pisces.


Leo:Sunbathes, asking nearby hotties to help apply tanning lotion before getting bored and starting an intense volleyball game with said hotties.


Virgo:On a lounge chair under an umbrella, reading a book, snacking and taking time to ignore yo bullshit for once.


Libra:Is the hot lifeguard surprised by Gemini. Forgets their duties as soon as Gemini starts hitting on them.


Scorpio:Goes cliff diving, to the terror of all their friends.


Sagittarius:Brings the booze and food, causing a beach cocktail party with fellow beach goers.


Capricorn:Tries to keep track of everyone "Sagittarius, stop mingling with trench coat guy! Taurus, don't talk to children! Aries?! Where's Aries? Scorpio, nooooo!" Before giving up and going to get ice cream at the ice cream truck.


Aquarius:Brings a friggin bong as a contribution to Sagittarius' already shady cocktail party. Tries seducing people with their... er... philosophy?


Pisces:Explores reefs with Cancer and pretends to be a mermaid because it's the ocean goddammit.

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