The Signs At Warped Tour

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Aries: Guys, c'mon put your sunscreen on youre gonna burn...PISCES? Pisces is that a blunt??

Pisces: what.? no of course not im just a precious cinnamon bun i dont do drugs *hides weed in fanny pack to smoke later with Taurus*

Gemini: Does everyone have there walky-talkies so we dont get lost because we have to look out for eachother..it can be a very *looks both ways cautiously*dangerous place..

Sagittarius: Gemini stfu we gonna be fine man, now who wants to sneak back stage to see Vic with me??

Taurus: mE MeE. pls TakE ME WITH YOU. VIC IS MY BBY AND I SHALL SQUEEZE HIM WITH MY HANDSSS.

Virgo: the fuck Taurus are you tripping on acid? I just want to buy a Warped shirt and get outta here its too hot for this shite.

Aries: TAURUS I TOLD YOU DRUGS ARE BAD

Taurus: noooo..mannn

Cancer: Taurus is right, Aries, drugs are gr8 m8

Aries: *sighs*

Sagittarius: Aries, chill man just go get me some free condoms

Aries: *walks away done with everyone's shit*

*Capricorn and Pisces follow Aries to get a condom so they can fuck in the porta-potty*

Leo: Aquarius c'mon! BVB is playinggg

Aquarius: OMG UR RIGHT bRO. lets GOO *crowd surfs all the way to the front of the stage and makes out with Andy*

Gemini: FUCK YEA AQUARIUS!!

Pisces: *somehow manages to get on stage and throws condoms on Aquarius and Andy*

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