aries: their phone's dying
taurus:they missed their favorite tv show
gemini:they're not
cancer:they opened their fridge and found nothing
leo:they lost a bunch of followers
virgo:someone ate their slices of pizza
libra:because they just want to
scorpio:fangirling/fanboying
sagittarius:they're just singing but people just think they're screaming
capricorn:god knows
aquarius:they're too sassy for anything
pisces:they want food
