Aries:Gets into a fight with a waiter for bringing him snails when he specifically ordered escargot
Taurus:Eats Aries's food along with their own
Gemini:Making fun of the French accents of the same sex while telling the opposite sex how sexy their accents sound
Cancer:Passionately making out with Sagittarius in front of the Eiffel Tower while fireworks go off
Leo:Buys a beret for every day of the month
Virgo:Trying to fit Leo's berets in their suitcase properly
Libra:Trying to tell Aries that escargot is French for snails
Scorpio:Having an orgy with a bunch of hot French people
Sagittarius:Being all romantic and stuff with Cancer cuz gosh, they're pretty darn cute
Capricorn:In the Louvre museum, admiring the art
Aquarius:Trying to find the Hunchback of Notre Dame
Pisces:Admiring the waterfront
