Aries: *punches a bear in the face*
Taurus: *too lazy to make any shelter so they get eaten by wild animals*
Gemini: *starts crying*
Cancer: *makes use of survival skills they learned from survival reality tv shows*
Leo: *is a complete badass and makes it out alive*
Virgo: *becomes one with nature*
Libra: *looks for a way out*
Scorpio: *gets really stressed out and does whatever they can to survive*
Sagittarius: *eats poisonous berries*
Capricorn: *makes use of resources they have and survive*
Aquarius: *looks for cell service the whole time*
Pisces: *first to die*
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Well ...
I committed suicide
But me and my buddies Taurus and Pisces are gonna chill with Satan in Hell
