The Signs as Peridot quotes

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Aries:YOU SMASHED ME INTO A LIMBLESS CLOUD, YOU TRAPPED ME IN YOUR BUBBLE DUNGEON, AND YOU CALLED ME...cute
Taurus:The fusion experiments are developing properly. A few have even emerged early- EYOOHAUGH
Gemini:I'M A CERTIFIED KINDERGARTENER
Cancer:i don't know anything without my screen
Leo:THAT'S YOUR BUTT
Virgo:I GUESS I'M JUST TOO SMART FOR THE LIKES OF YOU LUMPY CLUMPY CLOOODS. HAHAHAHAHA
Libra:How many more Stevens are present in this area?
Scorpio:I'M REPORTING THIS
Sagittarius:This planet has an expiration date, and I'm not going to stick around to find out when!
Capricorn:UUUURRRRRGGHHH WHY DO YOU KEEP DESTROYING MY THINGS
Aquarius:Go to Earth they said. It'll be easy they said
Pisces:(voice cracking) I HaVEN'T C RACKED!!!!


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