Aries: Okay, guys, we need to buy all of this *shows shopping list* so lets split up
Taurus: I'll get what we need at the delicatessen *edges towards the feta cheese*
Gemini: *showing kettle to cancer* did you know that the kettle was used in pre-biblical
Cancer: *to gemini* i really don't - *gets hit in the head with a rubber chicken*
Leo: I'll get what we need from the drugstore near the exit *leaves mysteriously*
Virgo: No, no, we have to stick to the list and sagittarius stop FLINGING THAT BLOODY CHICKEN
Libra: *to Scorpio* is it better to use the self-checkout or the normal checkout?
Scorpio: *secretly adding condoms to the trolley* what?
Sagittarius: *is flinging the chicken at Virgo* TRY AND STOP ME, TYRANT!
Capricorn: *is laughing at sagittarius*
Aquarius: *is helping Aries with the shopping*
Pisces: *smacks sagittarius on the head with a dog bowl* WILL YOU STOP
