Aries: The drummer; tends to randomly go off-beat just because they feel like it
Taurus: The water boy; in charge of bringing snacks but usually ends up eating all the good ones
Gemini: Salty back-up singer; constantly tries to sabotage Leo so they can replace them as the lead singer
Cancer: The band groupie; follows the band around and sleeps with every member
Leo: Lead singer; makes constant demands about what they need backstage
Virgo: Salty janitor; picks up all the undergarments from the stage after performances
Libra: The stylist; makes everyone look good, but gets fed up with Aquarius for being so freethinking
Scorpio: The bass guitarist; used to smash their guitars but stopped after Sagittarius stole the idea
Sagittarius: Lead guitarist; constantly smashes his guitar after every performance and pisses Capricorn off every time they have to buy a new one
Capricorn: The manager; books the best gigs for the most money
Aquarius: The keyboard player; wears oversized boots and bright colors to every gig, even though it clashes with everyone else's wardrobe
Pisces: The band promoter; constantly woos new fans with their enthusiasm and innocence
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*SMASHES GUITAR*
Bye Guys