Aries: DON'T GIVE ME THAT ATTITUDE
Taurus: If you're full you don't have to eat it all, just the vegetables. I'll eat the rest
Gemini: Go make some friends
Cancer: You've *sniff* grown so *sniff* fast *sob*
Leo: *shouting at spouse* I THOUGHT YOU HAD THE KIDS
Virgo: Clean your room. *moment of silence* NOW
Libra: You stink. Go shower. ASAP
Scorpio: Go make some friends.... AND NOT ON THE INTERNET
Sagittarius: FAMILY CAMPING TRIP
Capricorn: *reading their favorite book series* (child rolling their eyes at the occasional fangirl moments)
Aquarius: Get good grades, or else I'll disown you. No pressure.
Pisces: I love you
