Aries: *blows up chemistry lab on accident; laughs it off but cries in the bathroom later*
Taurus: *got into a fight bc some kid was jealous of dem* "hah, petty bitch"
Gemini: *bribes teacher to get them with their Senior kid* "pls....pls. I need this"
Cancer: "Ok, just be calm, everything's gonna be alrig-WHERE THE FUCK AM I?!"
Leo: *tries to be friends with all the upperclassmen; fails terribly* Am I not good enough for you?! *Senior In the distance* "No, go away we don't babysit!"
Virgo: *made their own map of the school and showed NO ONE bc all men for themselves* DONT TOUCH MY MAP YA DICKHEAD*
Libra: *fixing their hair bc they were in Aries' chem class and.....yea* "I'm gonna fucking kill them*
Scorpio: "Cap....It looks like we're gonna have to kill some bitches this year"
Sagittarius: "Aqua, wanna go on the roof and egg the Senior's cars??????:)"
Capricorn: *looks at Scorpio then back out into the crowd* Damn right Scorpio"
Aquarius: "Oh yes Sag. Definitely" >:)
Pisces: *wants to join Capricorn and Scorpio's Murder Squad but OH HELLL NAWWWWWOWAHHHHHH*
*At the end of the day, Libra does kill Aries bc DONT FUQ WIT DA HAIR.
Scorpio and Capricorn killed everyone who breathes too loud and finally let Pisces join the squad.
Aquarius and Sagittarius got detention for life and just never went.
Anddddd Gemini did get with the Senior in the end. Yay you! ^_^
