aries:"your moistness is comforting me"
taurus:"i wanna see stripper bears"
gemini:"you're not my kids... i'm not even your mother"
cancer:"a wilted rose. kind of representative of my love"
leo:"mommy's here to throw you in the closet and never remember you"
virgo:"stay back i have a chair"
libra:"i thought - i thought i saw a beak thrusting at me through the darkness"
scorpio:"awh, he's so cute. he's so cute. i wish he would go to hell and die. he's so cute"
sagittarius:"how about your universe shuts the fuck up"
capricorn:"did i do the sex?"
aquarius:"time to fuck me some bitches"
pisces:"nice booty, i guess"________________________________
aquarius though XD
any fellow Mark fans here?