aries: traitor stormtrooper
taurus: hobo and glunkus
gemini: if you're reading this it's too late
cancer: gun
leo: *looks at smudged writing on hand*
virgo: iii meme
libra: kinkshaming
scorpio: Dan Nicky your bobbie s
sagittarius: JOHN CENAAA
capricorn: rare pepe
aquarius: WHAT ARE THOOOOSE
pisces: poot lovato
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fucking hate john cena
