Aries – "F is fire that burns down the whole town. U is for uranium... bombs! N is for no survival."
Taurus – "Did you say chocolate? CHOCOLATE!!!!!"
Gemini – "You don't need a license to drive a sandwich."
Cancer – "Well it makes you look like a girl." "Am I a pretty girl?"
Leo – "Patrick how stupid are you?" "It varies."
Virgo – "Is this the Krusty Krab?" "No, this is Patrick."
Libra – "East? Oh, I thought you said Weest!"
Scorpio – "Hey, SpongeBob, can I borrow the cheese bucket?"
Sagittarius – "I can't hear you; it's too dark in here."
Capricorn – "Well, it is no secret that the best thing about secrets is telling someone else your secret, thereby adding another secret to your secret collection of secrets, secretly."
Aquarius – "The best time to wear a striped sweater... is all the time!"
Pisces – "Gary, go away. Can't you see I'm trying to forget you?"
