Aries: an Asshole Cat™
Taurus: to be financially secure and happy with little obligations
Gemini: books. just a lot of books. maybe a gift card to the bookstore. fuckin nerd
Cancer: food. just a lot of food. maybe a gift card to the grocery store. tbh i dont blame u
Leo: a million and a half blankets
Virgo: the new iPhone plus 50 iTunes gift cards
Libra: probably tea ngl
Scorpio: an autographed picture of their favorite celebrity's ass
Sagittarius: a lot of money
Capricorn: capitalism to be destroyed
Aquarius: A PUPPY!
Pisces: to be forgiven for their sins
