Aries: Setting off their fire alarm in the kitchen enough times for them to eventually get so pissed that they rip it out of the ceiling
Taurus: Stabbing their great-uncle's hand with a fork so they can get their seconds and their thirds before they've even finished their plate
Gemini: Gesturing inappropriately while playing a terrible game of charades, much to everyone's second-hand embarrassment and amusement
Cancer: Wearing a hideous Turkey-themed sweater to bring out everyone's holiday cheer (and crying when they drink too much wine)
Leo: Boasting that they're the only one who knows how to cook a turkey, even though they end up burning themselves on the oven
Virgo: Obsessing over perfectly laying out everyone's napkins, utensils and plates on the table, re-arranging everything 86 times (before someone bumps the table and it's ruined anyway SMH)
Libra: Spending 5 hours doing their hair and getting ready for company to come over, until they go downstairs and all that's left is pie
Scorpio: Going into a corner in the kitchen and secretly devouring an entire bag of raw turkey giblets before anyone notices
Sagittarius: Accidentally dropping the turkey on the floor and opting for a Chinese take-out feast instead
Capricorn: Silently working out how they can get everyone to bring more food and snacks for Christmas/Hanukkah/etc. so they can save a few bucks
Aquarius: Freeing an entire farm of wild turkeys in order to 'take revenge' on the establishment (we're terrified to see what might happen to Santa at Christmas)
Pisces: Crying over the dead, roasted body of the turkey they named and made friends with in the refrigerator a few days ago
