aries: ask "are we there yet" every 10 seconds
taurus: have an issue with sharing
gemini: act like angels but are secretly evil
cancer: adorable angels
leo: drawing on the walls with crayon
virgo: believe they're on the brink of death whenever they're sick
libra: eat all the oreos before dinner
scorpio: flip the board when they lose at chutes and ladders
sagittarius: ask adults questions that make them uncomfortable
capricorn: little know-it-alls
aquarius: playing by themselves in the corner
pisces: believe whatever you tell them, no matter how illogical
