The Signs Playing Laser Tag

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Aries: Energetically popping out of unexpected places and shooting everyone they see, determined to win

Taurus: Skillfully kneeling behind a window, taking enemies out one by one, as if they were playing a video game

Gemini: Talks too loudly and ends up blowing their cover; gets annihilated by Sagittarius

Cancer: Quickly persuing Capricorn everywhere they go without letting Capricorn know; shoots Capricorn every time they come back to life

Leo: Taking pictures with everyone they shoot down

Virgo: Completely forgets how orderly and proper they usually are; turns into a barbarian and chases people down, shooting anything that moves

Libra: Taking turns informing Aries, Taurus, and Sagittarius to everyone's locations; ends up never getting shot

Scorpio: Stalking their victims and shooting them where it hurts; close up, right in the heart

Sagittarius: In serious competition with Aries and Taurus to win; is very good at calmly ambushing and destroying targets

Capricorn: Keeps getting shot by Cancer and is very pissed off; plotting revenge

Aquarius: Never gets shot, but is never found after the game ends...

Pisces: Blindly running around and shooting the air; dies in about two seconds

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I get so into laser tag it's crazy



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