Aries:Walks right in when the preacher asks for objections and punches the groom in the face
Taurus:Sneaks in through the back and steals the wedding cake when no one is looking
Gemini:Pretends that they know everybody there
Cancer:Starts crying when the bride and groom kiss, even though they don't know the bride or the groom or anyone else there for that matter
Leo:Struts down the aisle like they're getting married
Virgo:Trying to stack the gifts neatly and be inconspicuous about it
Libra:Sees someone they actually know walking in and strolls in with them confidently
Scorpio:Guns down the wedding and steals all the presents that Virgo just stacked
Sagittarius:Is driving the getaway car for Scorpio, runs the bride and groom over when they pull into the wedding
Capricorn:Just walked in through the front, sat down, watched the wedding, and left like a normal person
Aquarius:Fell out of the sky (they climbed a tree to get in)
Pisces:Only crashed for the free alcohol
